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I see what you mean.

I really should long for being surrounded by traffic, noise, smog and Ned Kelly bearded dickheads supping on $19 frozen delights whilst seated on hessian covered farking milk crates and dribbling more uninformed horse shit than Silent Alarm could ever dream of.

Sounds awesome, cool and grouse.
I know, right?!
 

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Yep. Bugger this sitting on my front veranda having a coffee whilst overlooking green paddocks, mountains, peace, quiet, pretty cows and fresh, clean air.

And not a false beard in site.

I'm selling up and moving to the big smoke.
Wouldn't want to leave those pretty cows.
 
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Yep. Bugger this sitting on my front veranda having a coffee whilst overlooking green paddocks, mountains, peace, quiet, pretty cows and fresh, clean air.

And not a false beard in site.

I'm selling up and moving to the big smoke.
Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.
 
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Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.

No idea what that meant at all.:(

But GAGF...it's Café Da...cold, black and real Vietnamese coffee on ice:thumbsu:
 
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Do you use the condensed milk? Ive seen them drinking those but cant bring myself to try it.
BTW dont let the hipsters see you drinking a Vietnamese coffee, it'll be all the rage.
Wife does, but I hate condensed milk. (lived on it and powdered milk in mustering camps as a youngen). That's Café sua da. Coffee, milk, ice

Try it, it's amazing.:thumbsu: But make sure you ask for Café Phin... that is where they bring out the coffee in a small strainer and you make it, (add sugar, milk etc) yourself.

The stuff that they bring out in a glass pre-made is generally at least 50% corn syrup for numptie foreigners and absolute shit!
 

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Coffee lol It's not 1928 grandpa.

I think you mean a goat milk double half caf, half decaf soy milk cappuccino-extra hot with a dash of Madagascar cinnamon - and a half tablespoon of caramel latte frappa mocha, served in the nest of an Arabian Finch.

Coffee lol ...enjoy your Nescafé friend.
Two spoons of international roast and 2 sugars, bloody good drop.
 

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I was trying to watch 'Conan the Barbarian' FFS!!! :mad::mad::mad:
 
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International Roast? Holy shit that stuff isn't fit for pig swill.
My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'
 

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My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'
I don't put fancy milk in my coffee.
 
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I don't put fancy milk in my coffee.
Todays milk grrrrrrrrrrrrinds my gears.:mad:

It's f***ing white water with no taste, no flavour and no cream.:thumbsdown:

Thanks Pasteurisation. You campaigner.:rolleyes:

Luckily I can now buy Homogenised only milk, (rather just by raw but it's diffficult), which has cream and taste.:thumbsu:

F*** all you city campaigners and your irrational fear of germs, fat, cholestorol and shit.:(
 

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My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'
There is only one coffee worse than International Roast and that's Caterer's Blend. Both are designed to give you the maximum output at the cheapest cost. Not a great endorsement for any product.
 

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My father in law used to drink 7 cups before lunch. Not sure now I think he's cut down a bitZ We took him to get a real coffee once and he couldn't believe one cost the same as a tin of IR. 'I don't see the difference, it's all coffee ...they just put fancy milk in it'
My inlaws drink that shit too. My wifes dad has a sleeping condition where he can't sleep, usually gets to bed at 3-4am then up at 8 for work. The ****in fool drinks it all day and into the night. It'll be 10:30 and he'll ask his Mrs to make him a cup... then has a winge he's tired the next day.
 

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Todays milk grrrrrrrrrrrrinds my gears.:mad:

It's f***ing white water with no taste, no flavour and no cream.:thumbsdown:

Thanks Pasteurisation. You campaigner.:rolleyes:

Luckily I can now buy Homogenised only milk, (rather just by raw but it's diffficult), which has cream and taste.:thumbsu:

F*** all you city campaigners and your irrational fear of germs, fat, cholestorol and shit.:(
Raw difficult? You've got cows, grab a teat.
 

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Todays milk grrrrrrrrrrrrinds my gears.:mad:

It's f***ing white water with no taste, no flavour and no cream.:thumbsdown:

Thanks Pasteurisation. You campaigner.:rolleyes:

Luckily I can now buy Homogenised only milk, (rather just by raw but it's diffficult), which has cream and taste.:thumbsu:

F*** all you city campaigners and your irrational fear of germs, fat, cholestorol and shit.:(
Get your pretty cows to make you some.
 
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