What Round Will Hawthorn Win Their First Game?

[KardiniaPark]

Hi Bay, Duritz here.

I was browsing the online web based internet today, and after a short 45 minute load time, the AFL site finally had the 2016 fixture in front of me. What came as more of a surprise was that the Tassie Hawks will be 0-3 to start the season. I know right? It's shocking. Sounds like 2009 amirite? (Geelong won the flag that year FYI)

Here's some highlights Plugger35:

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The Premiership favourites (lol) by my reckoning have about a 7% chance of winning in either Round 2 or 3, so lets just call it highly unlikely. The next question is, can they make the finals? I think they can but I'm a big fan and I may be biased. What do you think Bay??

 

[fool]

I tipped them to win in round one comfortably.
But that has nothing to do with their team and more to do with who they are playing

 

[Packedlunch]

We could cop a 2 -10 start this year and still take home the 4peat. There just aint a single team that can challenge the hawfies when it counts.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

#Divvy

 

[11sjw]

This is the start of a 20 something week fourgasm!

 

[UFO Tatsu]

1st round

 

[Lethality]

Nice attempt at deflecting from Geelong's Stephen Dank, Shane Charter and Dean Robinson on Four Corners tonight. It's easy to see how Dank ordered Geelong's drugs now, they had Shane Charter over in Asia purchasing pills from research labs.

 

[Jazny]

We could cop a 2 -10 start this year and still take home the 4peat. There just aint a single team that can challenge the hawfies when it counts.

Stop trying to steal Jaeger, you freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bayer_]

5 star Duritz impression, KP.

Now, how's about you put your money where your mouth is, and do a month sig and av with me?

 

[KardiniaPark]

We could cop a 2 -10 start this year and still take home the 4peat. There just aint a single team that can challenge the hawfies when it counts.

HE SAID, WHEN IT COUNTS! no waaaay!

 

[KardiniaPark]

5 star Duritz impression, KP.

Now, how's about you put your money where your mouth is, and do a month sig and av with me?

I think I have something with the gay one.

 

[KardiniaPark]

NTTAWWT

 

[NorthernLights]

Online web based internet

 

[Alfred_]

We could cop a 2 -10 start this year and still take home the 4peat. There just aint a single team that can challenge the hawfies when it counts.

These are the sort of posts that I'll be bumping in October.

 

[Packedlunch]

These are the sort of posts that I'll be bumping in October.

Sounds like you have a big year planned.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Nice attempt at deflecting from Geelong's Stephen Dank, Shane Charter and Dean Robinson on Four Corners tonight. It's easy to see how Dank ordered Geelong's drugs now, they had Shane Charter over in Asia purchasing pills from research labs.

lol
Id like to see a graph showing the steady decline when Danks pulled out and the supplements stopped supplementing the Dynasty

 

[JoseMourinho]

lol
Id like to see a graph showing the steady decline when Danks pulled out and the supplements stopped supplementing the Dynasty

 

[schmuttt]

I can guarantee they won't lose to a team that has the pea-heart Zac Smith in the ruck.

 

[hawkman]

These are the sort of posts that I'll be bumping in October.

Its not like he is saying we will be 10-2 and then completely failing to get near it

 

[Waverley]

Who cares. If we can somehow manage to win a couple games this year I'll be very happy.

 

[BloodRet]

Bottom 4awks

 

[Ronnie Baby]

Next Monday, Hawks by 51

 

[A Cut Above]

Round 1, and I'll be owning the OP's sig & av for a month accordingly.



P.S. If anyone has suggestions for stuff they'd like to see included in KP's sig just let me know, I'm taking requests!

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Round 1

 

[Bloody_Nine]