What scares you more?

[I bleed Blue]

Has anyone ever been attacked by an animal?

I got attacked by a couple of monkeys in Thailand. One bit me then I ran off into the ocean. Hahahaha all my mates thought it was a pisser. Not me so much at the time though.

Probably the scariest animal moment though was when about 4 feral dogs tried to attack me in India. I picked up this stick that was on the ground next to me and was swinging it at them to keep them back, whilst I was walking backwards with my girlfriend behind me. Luckily a couple of local guys ran across and chased them away. It was a bit of a "Oh shit!" moment though.

 

[hawkaz1]

Has anyone ever been attacked by an animal?

I had a Brushtail possum climb onto my bed while I was sleeping last night, it scared the absolute shit out of me. I awoke with a fright and threw the covers off my bed as I sensed that something was trying to rape me in my sleep, but upon returning to my room it appeared that everything was as it should be, which led me to believe that I was going insane. Still a little unnerved by the whole ordeal I decided it was best to stay on my guard for the next hour, so I turned on the TV and watched an SBS documentary about prostitutes. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

Anyway, I woke up this morning to find the possum curled up on a grey jumper in the corner of my room. It seems that it had climbed down the chimney sometime in the last couple of days, knocked everything off the mantle, and shat all over the floor before taking up residence in my room. What a mad campaigner.

 

[Gough]

I wouldn't saw attacked, but an elephant made to charge at me once when I was in Victoria Falls. One of our party had got a little too close to it, and it raised it's trunk, yelled and took a step forward, that was enough for me, I reckon I would have run faster than Usain Bolt that day running away.

 

[Sebastian Balboa]

I had a Brushtail possum climb onto my bed while I was sleeping last night, it scared the absolute shit out of me. I awoke with a fright and threw the covers off my bed as I sensed that something was trying to rape me in my sleep, but upon returning to my room it appeared that everything was as it should be, which led me to believe that I was going insane. Still a little unnerved by the whole ordeal I decided it was best to stay on my guard for the next hour, so I turned on the TV and watched an SBS documentary about prostitutes. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

So they ****ed like normal hookers?

 

[hawkaz1]

So they screwed like normal hookers?

No, the documentary was rather strange. One of the hookers recalled a client who asked that she pretend she was dead, while others were trannys. Given the emotional trauma I'd just gone through and the fact that most of them were at least 50 I found it pretty hard to fap to.