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Went for a round down yarrambat on Sunday hit them OK for the most part...

I Shanked a drive and it dribbled about 20 yards into a fairy soft area beside the ladies tees......so the peanut gallery were still present.

I grab my hybrid 3 and give it an allmighty belt, sounded awesome...we all looking up trying to see it...
Waiting for it to drop, waiting , waiting, waiting. Ok where the hell did it go? We are all flummoxed.

Mate goes you sure you hit it? OFCOURSE I hit it, I flushed it!

I look down











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Please it's tunnelled 5 inches straight into the ground!

No wonder I couldn't see it. I blame the soft ground, in any normal circumstance that skips off the deck and goes. My incompitence was less than the green keepers, that's all I'm.saying.

Nup. Docked a shot and a round of drinks. Heartless.

Pick it out...could have used a shovel.

That really shitted me as much as golf in general.
 

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No wonder I couldn't see it. I blame the soft ground, in any normal circumstance that skips off the deck and goes. My incompitence was less than the green keepers, that's all I'm.saying.

Nup. Docked a shot and a round of drinks. Heartless.

Pick it out...could have used a shovel.

That really shitted me as much as golf in general.
I always like it when other peoples version of "normal" is the same as mine when it comes to golf.
 

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It's just a bitch of a game, like I know I'm rubbish but it strings me along....

Par 3 170m uphill Into the wind

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I hit the back of the green 10 yards away, chip next to hole, par. I think I can play.

Next par 3 146m downhill over pond.

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In water three times for a 9..... Nup this game sucks I'm no good.

Next par 4, 270, I drive to within 20 of the green, up down birdie. Actually I'm.a gun!

Next hole I shank my drive then drill my second 6 inches under the ground.... Nup still rubbish.


How can one simple game be so different every single shot!?

As if hitting that little ball 300 meters Into a hole double its size isn't hard enough they have to add obstacles and booby traps to make it more tortuous....

And it's STILL less painfull than staying home with the kids!
 

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The Kardashians and Jenners. Seriously, get the **** off my news sites. For people that do mostly **** all in this world the amount of publicity they get is sickening. Bloody hell I wish people would stop clicking on these articles so they'd stop getting written and posted.
 

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The Kardashians and Jenners. Seriously, get the **** off my news sites. For people that do mostly **** all in this world the amount of publicity they get is sickening. Bloody hell I wish people would stop clicking on these articles so they'd stop getting written and posted.
Yep, just a typical example of celebrity obsession that is so prevalent in a time where even the concept of 'celebrity' must be at an all-time low.
 

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I'm aware this is rather petty, but it shits me none the less.

There are four people in my section at work, each year they all get their birthday off but because my birthday is in January and everyone wants holidays in January I never get my birthday off.

Yeah, petty.
 

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I'm aware this is rather petty, but it shits me none the less.

There are four people in my section at work, each year they all get their birthday off but because my birthday is in January and everyone wants holidays in January I never get my birthday off.

Yeah, petty.
Why not apply for leave in January before they do?
 
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Why not apply for leave in January before they do?
Because this one lady always applies a year in advance and has had January off to go to the beach with her family the past 10+ years and my boss has young kids so I'd feel guilty taking time off in school holidays when she could be spending time with her kids.

Basically, I'm too nice to ever say anything and I don't like rocking the boat so to speak.
 

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Because this one lady always applies a year in advance and has had January off to go to the beach with her family the past 10+ years and my boss has young kids so I'd feel guilty taking time off in school holidays when she could be spending time with her kids.

Basically, I'm too nice to ever say anything and I don't like rocking the boat so to speak.
BUT IT'S MY ******* BIRTHDAY YOU INCONSIDERATE PRICKS!!!

Something like that ought to do it, they can fill in for 1 day.
 
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Because this one lady always applies a year in advance and has had January off to go to the beach with her family the past 10+ years and my boss has young kids so I'd feel guilty taking time off in school holidays when she could be spending time with her kids.

Basically, I'm too nice to ever say anything and I don't like rocking the boat so to speak.
10 years is a long time to get the rub of holiday selections.
 
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10 years is a long time to get the rub of holiday selections.
I know, believe me I know.

I'm too nice/shy to speak up though.

She also takes sick leave for consultation appointments about cosmetic stuff, I had an MRI booked a few months back and took it as an RDO because I didn't think it could be classified as sick leave due to me actually not being sick and I could of gone to work after ... I'm different I guess.
 

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I know, believe me I know.

I'm too nice/shy to speak up though.

She also takes sick leave for consultation appointments about cosmetic stuff, I had an MRI booked a few months back and took it as an RDO because I didn't think it could be classified as sick leave due to me actually not being sick and I could of gone to work after ... I'm different I guess.
??
 

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Went for a round down yarrambat on Sunday hit them OK for the most part...

I Shanked a drive and it dribbled about 20 yards into a fairy soft area beside the ladies tees......so the peanut gallery were still present.

I grab my hybrid 3 and give it an allmighty belt, sounded awesome...we all looking up trying to see it...
Waiting for it to drop, waiting , waiting, waiting. Ok where the hell did it go? We are all flummoxed.

Mate goes you sure you hit it? OFCOURSE I hit it, I flushed it!

I look down











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Please it's tunnelled 5 inches straight into the ground!

No wonder I couldn't see it. I blame the soft ground, in any normal circumstance that skips off the deck and goes. My incompitence was less than the green keepers, that's all I'm.saying.

Nup. Docked a shot and a round of drinks. Heartless.

Pick it out...could have used a shovel.

That really shitted me as much as golf in general.
DO you play much in Melbourne Howie? If yes, which are your preferred courses?
 

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Treatment for her varicose veins, didn't know if anyone really wanted to know that haha.
I thought the ?? was regarding taking an RDO for a medical appointment, as an MRI is exactly that. Medical appointment = sick leave I reckon, unless you save your sick days for sickies..?
 
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I thought the ?? was regarding taking an RDO for a medical appointment, as an MRI is exactly that. Medical appointment = sick leave I reckon, unless you save your sick days for sickies..?
I only take sick days if I physically am sick, I see an MRI as just a scan, it doesn't make me sick therefore I should be able to work after it.

Oh and Vajayjay bolded the cosmetic surgery part so presume he was wondering about that :)
 
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