What the * is wrong with kids???

[William Wonka]

Me- "OK time to get into the shower"

Wonka jnr- "No, nooooo, nooooooooo, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Waaaah, Waaaaaaaahhhhh, WAAAAAAAarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Wonka jnr has to be forcibly dragged into the shower.)




Fast foward to ten minutes later...


Me- "OK, time to get OUT of the shower"

Wonka jnr- "No, nooooo, nooooooooo, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Waaaah, Waaaaaaaahhhhh, WAAAAAAAarrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(Wonka jnr has to be forcibly dragged out of the shower.)

 

[GROTTO]

Turn off the hot water mains. Wont injure him, but will teach him a lesson.

 

[perthblue]

Plot twist: Wonka Jnr is 26 years old

 

[CheapCharlie]

At least you only have to go through it once a week

 

[Registered User]

I'm sure most of us had our crunt moments when we were kids. For some reason, I refused to take antibiotics when I was little, and used to chuck hissies. Maybe I thought they were too big. So, my mum used to open the tablets and mix the penicillin with jam. I still kicked up a fuss, but eventually ate it.

The really stupid thing was that the vile mixture of penicillin and apricot jam was way more gross that swallowing a tasteless tablet. I can still vaguely remember the horrible taste

Another time.... When me and my sisters were in primary school, I nicked my older sister's plastic letter & number stencil and put it my desk in class. One weekend, my sister needed the stencil for a homework assignment, but obviously couldn't find it. Well, my parents spent what seemed like half the day turning the house upside down looking for it, while I sat there saying nothing. My dad was getting super shitty, and arguing with my mum and sister, but I still said nothing.

What a little turd.

 

[HairyO]

This is my son every day with everything he is told to do.

Im so proud of the mini me.

 

[the_interloper]

Same thing yesterday with my 3 year old son yesterday:

"Let's go to the park!" "Nooooooo!"
"Let's leave the park!" "Nooooooo!"

Though he did chat up a few MILFs for me, take the good with the bad.

 

[mouncey2franklin]

Is it really worth having them?

 

[ioppolo]

Don't try to understand kid logic. I was the same as Wonka Jr when I was little in regards to the shower

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Turn off the hot water mains. Wont injure him, but will teach him a lesson.

My dad did this to me when I was about 11 ruined my enjoyment of the long shower.

 

[raskolnikov]

Reminds me of when my brother and I wanted the other one to get out of the shower we would get a bucket of cold water and throw it over the top of the shower door. Growing up in the Blue Mountains in the middle of winter this could be quite devastating.

 

[RelaxMax]

Reminds me of when my brother and I wanted the other one to get out of the shower we would get a bucket of cold water and throw it over the top of the shower door. Growing up in the Blue Mountains in the middle of winter this could be quite devastating.

You little raskolnikovs

 

[Gralin]

Kid logic is the best
there are plenty of great examples online

 

[RelaxMax]

 

[Nothing]

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I thought I'd murdered Bambi. It turns out I only took the banana out of the peel.

 

[Gralin]

I thought I'd murdered Bambi. It turns out I only took the banana out of the peel.

oh man i had a good 20+ minute melt down one time for opening a cheese stick wrapper all the way instead of just starting it so little miss could finish the job herself

 

[RelaxMax]

oh man i had a good 20+ minute melt down one time for opening a cheese stick wrapper all the way instead of just starting it so little miss could finish the job herself

You monster!!! Cheese sticks have feelings too you know.

 

[HBF]

So this is what i have to look forward to. Brilliant.

 

[Gralin]

So this is what i have to look forward to. Brilliant.

You gotta laugh

 

[Better Loosen Up]

*** I'm sooo glad I've never had kids!

 

[Brad Goodman]

* me kids are dumb

 

[craigos]

I hope the mindset changes from "I want to flog that child" to "you've just got to laugh" when you have kids otherwise I'm probably going to end up on a list.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Haha. Usually doesn’t last too long. Brains are growing and misfiring. Had about a 20 minute one tonight because our youngest couldn’t decide which bed to sleep in.

But yeah, sometimes you need to walk away. My wife took off downstairs because she was fed up.

 

[Registered User]

I hope the mindset changes from "I want to flog that child" to "you've just got to laugh" when you have kids otherwise I'm probably going to end up on a list.

As far as I know, one big problem with dealing with it is lack of sleep (for the parents). One of my mates, who had 2 kids a couple of years apart, reckons he didn't have a proper night's sleep for about 5 years.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Babies are different I guess but usually it’s only that first year with sleep trouble. The above stuff is just toddlers/three year olds freaking out.