What the * is wrong with kids???

[SaltPeter]

Took three hours to get the kid to sleep tonight. Three. *******. Hours.

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ******* up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the * do we get all these s**t arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

 

[SaltPeter]

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ******* up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the **** do we get all these s**t arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

Gripe juice ..?

And yes, why

 

[Gralin]

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ******* up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the **** do we get all these s**t arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

did you spend half that time with your finger in mary's mouth as something to bite down on?

 

[Gough]

It seems to me that there is a real case for kiddy benzos, chewable Sponge Bob Valiums could be a real hit for the under 3s market.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

 

[Nobu]

Little kids are the worst. Genuinely hate em. Teenagers are only slightly better. I probably only rate people once they hit their twenties.

Basically, if you don’t drink beers then you’re starting from a long way back in my books.

 

[Hoos]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

Sure have.

Oh, you said like a dog. Never mind. Carry on.