What the **** is wrong with kids???

[SaltPeter]

Took three hours to get the kid to sleep tonight. Three. *******. Hours.

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ****ing up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the **** do we get all these shit arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

 

[SaltPeter]

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ******* up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the **** do we get all these shit arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

Gripe juice ..?

And yes, why

 

[Gralin]

Pretty much yes. He's getting molars and it's ******* up his sleep. I was up with him again from 11.30 and finally got him back down at 1.15am.

Why the **** do we get all these shit arse dumb teeth when they're just gonna fall put anyway

did you spend half that time with your finger in mary's mouth as something to bite down on?

 

[Gough]

It seems to me that there is a real case for kiddy benzos, chewable Sponge Bob Valiums could be a real hit for the under 3s market.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

 

[Nobu]

Little kids are the worst. Genuinely hate em. Teenagers are only slightly better. I probably only rate people once they hit their twenties.

Basically, if you don’t drink beers then you’re starting from a long way back in my books.

 

[Hoos]

Have you tried taking him down to the park late in the afternoon and making him chase a ball like a dog until he's exhausted?

Sure have.

Oh, you said like a dog. Never mind. Carry on.