What was he really saying?

[GreyCrow]

Pods: 'Don what page are you on? I dont think we're on the same page'

 

[BundyJack]

Don.... What truck hit us?
Pods .... it was so Dusty, I didn’t get the number!

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Serenity now

 

[FR0GGY]

why the hell did we pick an afl x side to play an afl side?

 

[John Who]

Pods: I've got this itch on my forehead, can you just give it a little scratch?
Don: Sure, I'll rub it with my hair!

 

[Doc_]

I'm gonna flog the s**t outta you guys till you toughen up and get some killer instinct.

 

[VSTone]

new day new pic:

Sloaney: someone pull my finger!
Riley: ewww Sloaney your supposed to wait until some pulls ya finger.

 

[GreyCrow]

Rat thinking: 'better not wet willy me'

 

[FR0GGY]

new day new pic:

Sloaney: someone pull my finger!
Riley: ewww Sloaney your supposed to wait until some pulls ya finger.

Friends 4 lyfe boys even from moggs creek at home with my Mum and my $

 

[Thegibbsgamble]

In the morning the surf is up. I won't get an opportunity like that until I join my business partner at Geelong. So boys let's win this one so I can surf with a smile

 

[Danoz]

Rat thinking: 'better not wet willy me'

Rat thinking: ‘hope he wet willy’s me’

 

[1970crow]

I think I've heard enough about how they don't get shorter.

 

[Doctor B]

As the senior out of contract Victorian I'm out of here next, who's leaving after me?

 

[Doctor B]

They give me a key forward as a defensive coach plus bloody Campo and bloody Clark, when will this tight fist organisation give me some real assistants?

 

[Huntercrow]

Sloaney...."Hey I got a great idea for Mad Monday. Lets dress up in our strip and go as footballers!"

Atkins......But I am a foot....oh

Riley........I don't get it.

Milera.....Can I wear my SANFL strip?

 

[Scorpus]

Sloane: "I want none of you blokes to do anything about whoever is tagging me. Let them take me out of the game completely. Do not give me any protection whatsoever and certainly do not lay in to the tagger. Do nothing"

 

[Huntercrow]

Pyke.....How the heck can we possibly "Fly as one" if we cant even get "Jacket selection" right?......... Read my memo's people!!

Pods (under his breath)......caus us lowly assistants only rate the cheap North Korean knock off!

 

[VSTone]

new day new pic someone!

 

[John Who]



Sloane: "I want none of you blokes to do anything about whoever is tagging me. Let them take me out of the game completely. Do not give me any protection whatsoever and certainly do not lay in to the tagger. Do nothing"

Sloane: Next person laying a bump on my tagger gets a shout of beer. Next person who talks about my contract, gets a free fist up the nether regions!

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Sloane: You are all friends for life!

 

[FR0GGY]

Go your hardest

 

[GreyCrow]

These balloons are getting too close

 

[VSTone]

I can't wait to drink from the cup!

 

[Scorpus]

Announcer: "And here comes Leon Davis Medalist Josh Jenkins!"

Jenkins: "...........wait, what?"

 

[Huntercrow]

Hey they had all these spare balloons after the Grand Final. Wasn't a total loss!