What was/is the biggest scandal? Carey or Cousins.

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Which is/was the biggest scandal in AFL footy?

Carey playing hide the sausage with 'best' mate and vice captain
Or Ben Cousins pretty fly for a white boy wanna be gangsta rapper shennanigans.
Either way - looks like a similiar outcome.

:eek:

I think you're getting King Carey confused with King Kouta.
 

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Which is/was the biggest scandal in AFL footy?

Carey playing hide the sausage with 'best' mate and vice captain or Ben Cousins pretty fly for a white boy wanna be gangsta rapper shennanigans.

Either way - looks like a similiar outcome.
I'm pretty sure you meant his best mate's wife. LOL.
 

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Carey by a friggin mile - what's worse boozing and taking drugs or rooting your best friends wife?

I'm sure many of us are guilty of the former, but rooting your best mates missus is one of the lowest dog acts you can do.
Not condoning what Carey done but bloody hell when it's handed to you on a plate with all the trimmings on top it does become very hard for a red blooded male to say "no thank you my dear"

If the Cousins saga develops into what the scribes are predicting then no question as to what will be the biggest scandal to rock the AFL world.
 
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If Ablett was God, and Carey the King, does that make Kouta the 'Queen'?
No, not direct link between God and King, so Queen does not automatically follow. Kouta is a mythical god, i.e 'The Greek Adonis'.

No Queens have formally put their hand up just yet.
 

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No, not direct link between God and King, so Queen does not automatically follow. Kouta is a mythical god, i.e 'The Greek Adonis'.

No Queens have formally put their hand up just yet.
Flawed logic, but by I'll go with it, I would then have to assume that Carey as king had Kouta as his bitch.

What would Ang say about that?????

As an existentialist, then Ablett never existed?
 
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Flawed logic, but by I'll go with it, I would then have to assume that Carey as king had Kouta as his bitch.
Couldn't be right. Kouta was nobody's bitch.

What would Ang say about that?????
'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn', 'Shut up ... you had me at hello' ... 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country' ..... 'I had a dream' .... 'nanu nanu shuzbut'

Or he could ring 'Dial a Quote' and get big Jack to feed him material.

As an existentialist, then Ablett never existed?
Ablett was a figment of his own vibrant technicolour imagination.
 
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Couldn't be right. Kouta was nobody's bitch.

'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn', 'Shut up ... you had me at hello' ... 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country' ..... 'I had a dream' .... 'nanu nanu shuzbut'

Or he could ring 'Dial a Quote' and get big Jack to feed him material.

Ablett was a figment of his own vibrant technicolour imagination.
then a lot of football teams were destroyed by that 'imagined' technicolour unit
 

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Exactly one length.
... of the straight.

Cousins is a ****ed up individual who requires rehab and help. He is an addict that has run off the rails.

Carey executed one of the most despicable betrayals you can do to a best mate. It was deliberate, selfish and did untold damage to his club. Complete selfish prick.

Leaving his wife only weeks before she was due to give birth to their child shows you the quality of the man. Absolute scum of the earth, and consistent with his dodgey character.
 

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Flawed logic, but by I'll go with it, I would then have to assume that Carey as king had Kouta as his bitch.
So who's Buckley then, the illegitimate Princess?

To the real matter at hand though. If I had a mate who took drugs, ran away from the cops and caused trouble at work, I might think he's a fool and not hang around him so much, but that's pretty much his problem. On the other hand, if this mate banged my wife, I'd punch his teeth through the back of his head without blinking and never talk to the prick again.

Carey committed the bigger dog act, putting more people through pain in the process than Cousins has, so I say the Carey saga was the bigger scandal.
 
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If your going to try and be funny, then at least base it on some fact. Oh .......... and insert some humour into it as well.

Kids ........... when will they learn?
Damn straight ... plenty of factual references to the Bitch Queen Kouta around AFL circles. I am positive that Bucks is not illegitimate. The people that call him a bastard are using the slang definition.
 

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Definately Carey, his was a dog act whereas Cousins is just drugs & stupidity.
It takes two to tango. ;)

Carey didn't make any vows before god to Stevo, his wife did. His wife committed the greater sin and Stevo forgave his wife, would be hyporcritical to not forgive a friend.

Carey is just a typical male moron who thinks with the organ dangling between his legs.
 
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