Norm Smith Medallist
- Oct 16, 2013
- AFL Club
- West Coast
- Other Teams
- Fremantle AFLW, Las Vegas Bears
It's the season to be grumpy about match threads! You may not know this, but match threads are too long, don't have enough activity, have too many pictures, don't have enough qooty, are unreadable, aren't open at 3am, leave the lights on and are written exclusively by confounded eighty-year-olds, and nine-year-olds on Ritalin.
This simply won't do.
Thankfully the team at Juicy Waste Strategists are here to help!
Please offer us your favourite match thread example from history, and explain its optimal traits. This will allow all parties to see why you are definitely right, and then we will all be happy.
JWS and Associates expect this problem to be solved and the rollout of peak, new threads to be ready ahead of our Round 17 fixturing.
Yours in perpetuity of payment,
JWS and Associates.