All right so this is a bit of a strange one but hear me out

Its not me but I witnessed this.
Start of the new Uni semester can be tough on some people particularly this one international student who rocked up to our class which he was not supposed to be in.
Being the first lecture the lecturer was asking everyones name, course, what year, career aspirations etc etc. We (about 70 in the class) all answered and here was this young fellow up the back. The lecturer asks his name his response "Sorry I am not supposed to be in this class. There was this pretty girl who asked me where this room was. So I pretended I knew and was in this class so I could talk to her and be friends with her and maybe get her number. It was all going so well until she got up as she was in the wrong class and left with out even thanking me or saying goodbye. I was going to leave this class as well but I thought it would be rude." (I did get an eye on this girl as I was up the back as well and she was a solid 7.)
By this time the class is in tears laughing. The Lecturer (Mid 40's Asian lady) starts going on about what a good thing that was to do etc etc to which he goes "Maybe I can show you around the Uni as well." Well that set the entire room off there was no controlling this now. The lecturer puts up her left hand and shows off the wedding ring "Sorry I am unavailable."
Not only was he ditched by a solid 7 and forgotten about, he was also rejected by a married lecturer. Why he didn't just pretend he was in the class or leave is beyond me but he really livened up a terrible terrible class.