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Has no one told you about the Dees and the Don'ts ?Melbourne gg
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Has no one told you about the Dees and the Don'ts ?Melbourne gg
******* hell seriously? How?Perth gal , come on, tell us what happened on your date.
What do people classify as a date? I went out for a drink after sitting next to Abbie Cornish in 1st class on a flight from Dubai to Toronto in 2014.
This could be the new thread
He loves me soChief will find you and shut you down again !
I've never heard of anyone getting their dick sucked on a first date south of the river. Take em to the inner north if that's what you want.Hmmm
Most my first dates are at bars because I feel a couple of drinks loosens you up a bit and you can be more yourself
Around this time last year met a chick on Tinder date and decide to have a drink on Brunswick St. One of the rare cases that look better than her photos. Conversation came easy and like someone alluded to before it didn't feel like a job interview. Both ended up way too drunk with her sucking my dick in one of the smaller side streets at around 1am
Saw her for another month or 2 and actually liked her a bit but it was clear in the end that she wasn't over her ex who was a pro boxer or something not that I follow boxing
The first date I ever went on.
Was invited by a very Christian class mate to dinner and Bible reading at her house, but when I showed up there were like eight girls there and just me the only guy. The bible reading occurred, I went along with it, an experience, but it was all a rouse as it turned into a Rainbow Party.
BoringThe first date I ever went on.
Was invited by a very Christian class mate to dinner and Bible reading at her house, but when I showed up there were like eight girls there and just me the only guy. The bible reading occurred, I went along with it, an experience, but it was all a rouse as it turned into a Rainbow Party.
Bro, I was only 14 at the timeBoring
Are you on drugs or something.
So your tolerance levels were high by that age.Bro, I was only 14 at the time
I'm only scratching the surface of stories. Boy, could I tell you stories.GG's date sounded a lot better than gibbs'
You watched some possums f*ck on a date? Got to give you points for originality I guess.We walked around the city at dusk. There was bagpipers leaving council Christmas party and I asked them to play for her. She never seen them before. On a street corner we stood getting a personal jam for free.
My favourite instrument
Then we passed by Christmas carol's in the mall where a very classy lady was singing some beautiful tunes.
We headed west at sunset and watched that by the parklands before a possum frollicked around us
There was magic everywhere.
You watched some possums f*ck on a date? Got to give you points for originality I guess.
For instance....I'm only scratching the surface of stories. Boy, could I tell you stories.
For instance....
Took this girl to a plush restaurant. Had always had a physical crush on her. But during the dinner, talking, I realized I had no mental/spiritual chemistry with her. She was dull, self-centered, small-minded, etc. Even tho I'm a man, a real man, I prefer there some non-physical connection. Didn't want to just fck her for the sake of a fck.
Anyway, during dinner, another young couple like us entered and sat at a table near us. The woman facing me. Thru the dinner my eyes kept wandering to her because I was eavesdropping on their conversations. It was ironic. Her date was a knucklehead like my date, while the woman was bright, interesting, and schweppervesent like me. Often my date would say, "what did I say that was so funny", not realizing i was actually listening to the other woman talking and not her.
Long story short....the woman started noticing me too. Suggestive gestures from the both of us. We both pretended to go to the bathroom, excused ourselves. There, I took her hand and told her "let's ditch our dates right now and go someplace for a drink". She said that would he too mean, she'll finish out her date as promised. I said no sweat, and we said instead let's just meet up at so and so place on such and such day/time.
Days went by and I went to the designated place and waited. I got there too early. While I was waiting tho, some "chick" sat near me at the bar and we started chatting. It didn't take long before I had her laughing , wet, and ready to throw her legs around my face. I checked my watch and my date was about 5 mins late. I thought fck it, so I grabbed the girls hand and as we walked to the front door, I saw my date finally arriving, boy she looked beautiful. s**t. So I pulled the girl by the hand back the other way, quickly escaping out the back door before that date could see me.
I took that girl on the hood of her car in the alley way, cleaned myself up, gave her my number told her to go, we'll catch up, fixed up my hair and clothes and walked back inside and apologized to my date for being 20 minutes late. She was totally cool. Ended up back at her place, a fling that lasted a few months before I had to leave town once again on a midnight train
I never thought things like this happen to guys like me, until I met Mercedes..Did you used to read the reader letters section in Penthouse?
Bro, penthouse hired me during the 80s to retell my life adventures as reader stories. True story.Did you used to read the reader letters section in Penthouse?
I have a pretty average sized dick, around 8 inches, and would say I'm about a 7/10 with an athletic body...I never thought things like this happen to guys like me, until I met Mercedes..