Whats the Dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say at the footy?????

[Bruce Cambell]

I have heard a lot of stupid things at the footy over the years and would like to know what crap other people have said, or done anything whats the Dumbest thing someone has said or done at the footy?????

 

[greggo]

I sat next to two crow supporters at subi who lit up a big joint, right in the middle of the crowded 3 tier stand. The security did not catch up with them till after they finished smoking so they did not get chucked out.

 

[vanders]

well, i reckon the stupidist thing ive ever heard at the footy would have to be "Come on Collingwood"

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[bradley Jackson]

Back in 1994 I think it was I went to vfl park (pre season match)and some old drunk richmond supporter was flashing his willy to a bunch of drunk carlton supporters, the cops took him away

 

[Redd]

I remember during the North Vs Bummers final last year, two well lubricated bummer supporters behind me were giving Carey shit, as usual, hopeless, w***er, molester, has been.
All of a sudden Tird took a big grab and one of the bummer guys said to the other, "if it wasn't for injuries, Tird would be as good as Carey".
Considering the final score, that was the highlight of my day!

 

[walshy1993]

the other night i heard a stkilda supporter refer to michael prior as a reject, at the time prior was playing on milne
also forgetting capuano, delaney, calaghan, voss etc

after the ess v bulldogs rnd21 game last year i also heard a bulldogs supporter yell out to a group of bomber fans to win a game

 

[Waltzing Woof Biscuit]

Didn't hear it, but definitetly saw it. I was 10 years old. The year 1979. I grew up in Waverley so would go to every game at VFL Park. At the end of one game, we were having a kick of the footy on the ground and this hippy looking guy of about 30 walks up to the centre circle, dangles it out and takes a piss on the plaque! This guy wasn't with anyone, so he wasn't trying to impress his mates. Then he just calmly walks off into the distance. Me and my snotty-nosed mates had something to talk about at school that week!

 

[The Dutchman!]

Is that Bruce 'Evil Dead' Campbell misspelt?

Went to a baseball game at Yankee station last year - sitting in the bleachers (miles from the diamond) behind three pissheads who happened to be a father and his two grown sons. By about the 6th innings it was something like 18-1 to the Yanks (v Cleveland) and so everyone was bored. A "lets of yankees" series of cheers goes up and at the end of it, all of a sudden one of the sons gets up (aged about 30) points to his Dad and yells "Lets go weiner!" and the old drunk turd stands up and drops his trousers and err. pants and does a 360 to give everyone a view - NOT a pretty sight to have to check out any 55yo+ **** but this one, my wife tells me (who was sitting next to me) appeared to have a tattoo down it... thank god he wanted aroused.

Anyway, NYC's finest turned up (complete with massive mo's) and starting to kick the 3 guys out - the chant then went up "let them stay, let them stay"... can you imagine what Americans would do at a test match?

 

[Mudholian]

"GO number seven!"
Mud

 

[ah_19]

not at the footy, just watching it on tv
dougie hawkins
"Nathan Buckley is a 100 meter player, he gets it runs 30 and kicks it 60"

funniest thing i saw was:
andrew embley, run onto the ground from the interchange bench and gets the ball, kicks it 45m the wrong way

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Mudholian:
"GO number seven!"
Mud

That's especially funny when their team doesn't even have a number seven.

 

[Sydneyfan]

I remember in 1996 at the SCG when the Swans were going well, on their way to the Grand Final. There were a lot of "new" Swans supporters especially from the Rugby codes, and one guys yells out after a questionable umpire decision, "Fair go, ref" to which a guy behind him replies, "It's a Sherrin!"

Everyone who understood him laughed, unfortunately that was only about half the crowd

[This message has been edited by Sydneyfan (edited 16 March 2001).]

 

[Hawkforce.]

Two Footscray Grandmothers sitting behind me at Waverley when one of them cackles

"Nyah, Nyah... it's only a POINT"

The Hawks were 87 points in front at the time!

 

[walshy1993]

Originally posted by Mudholian:
"GO number seven!"
Mud

dont suppose it was a melbourne supporter in the mcc members??

 

[JUB JUB JUB]

I once heard a Crows fan say that they didn't fluke the '97 & '98 Grand Finals. They said that the umpires didn't cheat in the Crows V Cats final where Colbert wasn't paid the mark. And in the Crows V Bulldogs Prelim when Libba's goal wasn't paid.
It was so funny hearing them say that.

 

[GoEagles]

Some bloke sitting behind me in a game at the WACA a few years back wearing a bright apple green beanie yelled out during the first quarter in a very British accent when a player was tackled in a pack "HOWZAT!"

I don't know if it was his first game of football he had ever seen and maybe expected whenever you were at the WACA you had to 'appeal' for holding the ball, but it was just the most randomest thing and everyone sitting around me started laughing.

Ok another funny was seeing this little 5 year old who sat across the row from me last year beat the living daylights out of a 'Goal' sign during the half time break. He was doing all these fancy wrestling moves to it, flykicking and even headbutting the sign which by 3 quarter time looked like it came out of a mulching machine. He also wrote on the back "POINT" and held that up whenever someone scored a behind.

 

[DOC]

Originally posted by walshy1993:
dont suppose it was a melbourne supporter in the mcc members??

Too true only it was the Grand Final and it was go #22.
And the responce from another dee was Been to a few games this year?

Another couple of rippers was when the ABC had the footy during the 1987 season in seperate games the comment was thats a great one footer (kick) and another game Sensational two handed mark. Could it be as bad this year by Ch.7 early signs say yes.

Also the sign held up by one of the ferals in 1999 "Richardson 1999 Brownlow medalist" this was in about round 8. Thats the mentality of them.

Go the Skull !!!
J.I.T.C
THE DOC..




[This message has been edited by DOC (edited 17 March 2001).]

 

[Captain Sensible]

A couple of bulldog supporters in '99 taunting Melbourne supporters about the fact their president was Jewish. Quote " we wouldnt let a jew run our footy club"
umm, guys...

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[FunkyBlue]

I don't know if this falls into the "dumbest" or the "funniest" category, but,there's this bloke who sits across the aisle, 2 rows back from us at the Gabba,he's always decked out in his Lions' gear, hat, shirt, flag etc. Week in, week out, he hurled abuse at the players "You're a skirt Vossy", "Hold the mark Lynchy you, has been" "What do you think this is Brisbane, a tuppaware party??" yadda yadda yadda. By round 16 last year I'd just about had enough, he let rip with one of his crappy remarks, I turned around and said "Geeze, and you call yourself a "supporter"!". He promptly retorted with "Hurmp, you're no supporter, you're not even wearing a beanie!!!"

Needless to say, I went and bought a beanie at half time..... and so had at least 20 other people who had overheard his remark...

He sat amongst a sea of beanies for the rest of the game and we didn't hear another peep out of him.

Along with "Mr Beanie", there's a fella who sits across from us who shows up at every game in his Collingwood gear, jumper, flag etc, who cries out "'CARN THE PIES" whenever the Lions get a touch on the ball.....strange man..

There's the "Party Popper People" who sit a few rows behind us who let off party poppers every time we get a goal, usually scaring the crappers out of the poor unsuspecting folks sitting in front of them......

And who could forget "Crack Girl", the dear young lass with the too small pants,who could put a plumber to shame.

The fun never stops at the Gabba........

 

[sbagman]

Actually this was at the Gabba too...

Me and a few mates went down to see the Lions against the Doggies. Me and friend were sitting right on the wing, first row. To our surprise (we don't usually go there) when the Lions scored a goal, the cameraman started filming our responses to the goal. After a few seconds of applauding and other gestures of appreciation, everyone settled down, but said cameraman is still there, apparently still filming predominantly my friend, who was now squirming in his seat, not sure what to do. Finally, he says to the cameraman out of the corner of his mouth "oi.... piss off!"

True class under pressure.

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[Eagle_Fan]

This isnt really funny, or dumb, in fact i guess its kinda sweet. I used to sit next to an old guy at the WACA who was completely deaf. Every game he and his thermas would be there, taking notes in his footy record... But what I really loved was his own system of barracking. He couldnt speak, so would point, grunt, clap and stomp his feet to get accross what he was trying to say.. It took me about 6 years to tell the signals apart though.

 

[jod23]

A little Billy Connolly.

"IF THAT HAD GONE IN IT WOULD'VE BEEN A GOAL"

!!!

LMAO

 

[WCE2000]

In 1993 i went up to Brisbane for about a month. While i was up there i thought i would go watch the swans play the brisbane bears.

In the final quarter a swans player hit the post. A guy sitting 2/3 rows behind me says:
"shit, we needed that goal." In a tone that had no sarcasm in it.

Current Score at the time.

Brisbane up by about 150 points.

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[Daphne]

At the 96 grand Final we had 6 Sydney supporters behind us, husband and wives, looked like they might have been to one or two games in their lives. When the Swans kicked their third goal, he bent over to us and said and that was the winning goal. My friend wanted to have a go at him but I told her to hang on. We managed to wait till the last quarter and as we put the final nails in the coffin one of the other guys said to the loud mouth, I wish you hadnt said that earlier about that being the winning goal, now I am going to have to leave, well we could have left it, when Adam Simpson kicked his goal we did it "No that was the winning goal" they left, they said they were not going to stay and listen to us.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Daphne:
At the 96 grand Final we had 6 Sydney supporters behind us, husband and wives

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