What's the worst lie you have ever told?

[StueyDaDew]

Try to beat this....

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[StueyDaDew]

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Nice try, but that didn't course 2 million people to run out in a panic and buy trolley loads of toilet paper and pasta in the spat of 6 hours.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Nice try, but that didn't course 2 million people to run out in a panic and buy trolley loads of toilet paper and pasta in the spat of 6 hours.

Probably not considering the same lies I tell my girl usually stay between us.

 

[And_ROOS]

I hear he has stocks in Big TP and this was all done to make him rich.

 

[Stronzo]

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

 

[David Schwarz]

****en wowee I come back and it’s still the same inbreds carping like Barnaby Joyce when he accidentally tripped over his desk and fell into his employee

Get a life

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I told my missus we were pregnant once just so she would stick around.
Didn’t have a pregnancy test on hand so just filled a syringe with chunky taco salsa and she bought it!!

Easiest $3 and 2 Winnie Blues I’ve ever made.

 

[Off Tap]

I told my missus we were pregnant once just so she would stick around.
Didn’t have a pregnancy test on hand so just filled a syringe with chunky taco salsa and she bought it!!

Easiest $3 and 2 Winnie Blues I’ve ever made.

I'm calling BS on you ever having a missus

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I'm calling BS on you ever having a missus

Well maybe “missus” is a stretch but she crashed at my place a few times. Almost propose worthy except for the immigration officers continually raiding my place for months after she disappeared.

But if you ever hear of Lou Lao Kinky Ball please let her know I still have her underwear somewhere but she needs to bring new batteries.

 

[HairyO]

Well maybe “missus” is a stretch but she crashed at my place a few times. Almost propose worthy except for the immigration officers continually raiding my place for months after she disappeared.

But if you ever hear of Lou Lao Kinky Ball please let her know I still have her underwear somewhere but she needs to bring new batteries.

BYO pingpong balls ?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

BYO pingpong balls ?

Provided. Used bats also.

 

[brett15]

I told someone VicBias is real and they believed me

 

[Pistol Night]

I told my missus we were pregnant once just so she would stick around.
Didn’t have a pregnancy test on hand so just filled a syringe with chunky taco salsa and she bought it!!

Easiest $3 and 2 Winnie Blues I’ve ever made.

As a Collingwood supporter this fills my heart with joy

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I told someone VicBias is real and they believed me

Must feel good not having to lie for once...

 

[Pistol Night]

 

[A Cut Above]

 

[Cyclops]

Funny thread.