When Bigfooty invades your real life

[RelaxMax]

Masturbate, Big Footy, sleep, work, masturbate, work, Big Footy, eat, masturbate, finish eating, Big Footy, masturbate and then something else.

Isn't that I what I said?

 

[craffles]

That’s called old age sun sand salt surf drugs alcohol abuse sex work sex sex salt sex lube vagina **** arse mouths and good genes!

Your fingers are cooler than 99% of posters on here.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Your fingers are cooler than 99% of posters on here.

Ima lube up now?

 

[chelseacarlton]

Your fingers are cooler than 99% of posters on here.

Ima lube up now?

Too much m3?

 

[leobarryustar]

That’s called old age sun sand salt surf drugs alcohol abuse sex work sex sex salt sex lube vagina **** arse mouths and good genes!

So your fingers have been involved in, among other things, ‘arse’ and ‘abuse’

 

[chelseacarlton]

So your fingers have been involved in, among other things, ‘arse’ and ‘abuse’

Are you flirting?

 

[William Wonka]

That’s called old age sun sand salt surf drugs alcohol abuse SEX WORK sex sex salt sex lube vagina **** arse mouths and good genes!

Turning tricks CC? Ahh well we all have to make ends meet somehow hey

No mention of chlorine...
Salt water spa is it?

 

[craffles]

This thread got sexual real fast....... and I like it

 

[the avoca drover]

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Are you wearing a cardigan?

 

[oogac]

Masturbate, Big Footy, sleep, work, masturbate, work, Big Footy, eat, masturbate, finish eating, Big Footy, masturbate and then something else.

Tried that, but found myself tossing and turning all night, then tossing again

 

[chelseacarlton]

Turning tricks CC? Ahh well we all have to make ends meet somehow hey

No mention of chlorine...
Salt water spa is it?

Sometimes reading your posts is like chloroform.
No.
Salted anything apart from the ocean is useless!

Are you wearing a cardigan?

No it’s my jesus hoody,cause I’m jesus and I don’t believe in jesus and like to trash talk numpties that do!
What was the question?,I thought this thread was about sexy things?

 

[William Wonka]

Sometimes reading your posts is like chloroform.

Hey hey, settle down tiger!
Just having an immature sfellow.
Not that Id be having a go in any case- some of the nicest people I've met have been inexpensive prostitutes.

No.
Salted anything apart from the ocean is useless!

Nuts?

 

[leobarryustar]

Salted anything apart from the ocean is useless!

Personally, i’m quite partial to the salted hawk

 

[chelseacarlton]

Nuts?

Kinky!

 

[El Dubya]

Sometimes reading your posts is like chloroform.
No.
Salted anything apart from the ocean is useless!


No it’s my jesus hoody,cause I’m jesus and I don’t believe in jesus and like to trash talk numpties that do!
What was the question?,I thought this thread was about sexy things?

You don't like salt? What do you put on your meat!

 

[chelseacarlton]

You don't like salt? What do you put on your meat!

My missus

 

[the avoca drover]

My missus

I just started laughing while sitting at a doctors surgery, got a few strange looks.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I just started laughing while sitting at a doctors surgery, got a few strange looks.

Lucky you weren’t at the butchers!

 

[Packedlunch]

I can’t even get through a shopping trip without being mentally possessed by the bay affliction!

 

[El Dubya]

I used the expression "kissed on the dick" in conversation yesterday.

 

[chelseacarlton]

I can’t even get through a shopping trip without being mentally possessed by the bay affliction!

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Hey lunchy
There’s a 90’s rock revival down at the frankston footy oval,you coming down?
I’ll be the drunk and stoned guy with sunnies and a hat on looking at the hot Frankston milfs!
Be careful not to call me chelseacarlton,there’s a church across the road!

 

[chelseacarlton]

Hey lunchy
There’s a 90’s rock revival down at the frankston footy oval,you coming down?
I’ll be the drunk and stoned guy with sunnies and a hat on looking at the hot Frankston milfs!
Be careful not to call me chelseacarlton,there’s a church across the road!

Sarah smashing it

 

[Freofalcon]

Sarah smashing it
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Sarah McLeod.




One of my favourite Rockwiz duets.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Sarah McLeod.

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One of my favourite Rockwiz duets.

 

[Percel]

That finger is well ribbed