When they write "The story of the BF Crows Board", what chapters would you like to see in it?

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I'm still flat after Alice Springs, so here's a distraction from the usual Burton/Hass/Mookay/Pyke/Jenkins/missed the premiership window stuff ...

... when the story of the BF Crows Board is written (and it will be, because it will be a blockbuster), which highlights will feature? Which chapters would you like to see written?

For me, it's "Silent J: Unintentional Comedian", "The Alex Years" or "Dyertribe's Transition".

What would you like to see in there?
 

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Chapter 13

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Are you paid by the wrong?” - The Life and Times of Crow Mo

He’s a loose what in defence?” - Spackler and AFGM talk tactics. Or something.

The Capacity Law” - Like Godwin’s Law, but better. This is the theory that as an Adelaide BF forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Neil Craig approaches 1.

The Mob: Unbreakable” - The original “Mob” has a bond that cannot be broken, no matter how much they disagree on any issue post Neil Craig. (Applying for mob membership is complicated, PM me for details. Don’t bother if you like the AFLW.)

Live from Vanuatu: Tippett is going to the Gold Coast” - The story of Jack is Back, the artist formerly known as AFGM.

How to avoid red cards and influence nobody” - Jenny’s guide to Big Footy

“Sanders enters a thread”

hAdDkXfmerCKlRMSP6IUjbqsEJwK5_9e3gdVSaRGm1EpTWGf80bF7NCXb-Wllfc5Y855wikwqErXhj-JEG752nK0j5vs7146tYeBvMQ=w450-h200-nc

Say no more

I disagree with Slippery Pete but I’m scared to say it in case people think I’m not part of the cool group” - Relax folks, I don’t bite.

“The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Moderators” - How Carl Spackler retained his status as most popular poster even after becoming a moderator. How did he do it?

“Here’s a Red Card for Breathing in my General Direction” - Vader’s memoirs
I think we found the perfect person to right the book.
 
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The awareness chapter, maybe not actually needed in there as we are just aware of it anyway.

Phil Harper from footy GM to coffee GM

Corgies GIF chapter
Maybe we can release the book in February - take some of the gloss of the Pears summer premiership
 
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