When will Mark Cosgrove's gut explode?

[Mad Dog]

the neatest and closest entry wins a year's BigFooty subscription..

go to it......

 

[Seanason]

shoudl be a pie eating contest between lehmann, Stewie Dew, Choco and Cosgrove in the middle of Adelaide Oval.

itd sell out and SACA would make millions.

 

[Southerntakeover]

I say drinks.

 

[KingsCrow]

Cossies gut will explode when his 12 year ban expires at Kubla Kahn next month.

 

[brucetiki]

What will happen is he'll be eating a pie floater, and all of a sudden he'll stretch out his arms, and a gust of wind will send him up in the air. Then with one gigantic fart he's up over and above Westpac house, then with one burp he explodes all over the city

 

[hey shorty]

I reckon he'll hold out until Easter Sunday. The mixture of BBQ garlic prawns and jumbo chocolate Easter Bunnies will be the final straw. At first the earth will tremor and people will run for cover thinking the day of reckoning is upon us, only for Mark's internal organs to explode and cover not only his house but the nearby suburbs too.

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

I'm not sure of the exact date but it has to be soon. I just hope the Cornes family are caught in the explosion.

 

[Smoooothy]

his gut won't explode

rather, the universe will implode!!!

T-Minus 43 days and counting

 

[Southerntakeover]

I have it on pretty good authority that hes already exploded once...

 

[hey shorty]

I have it on pretty good authority that hes already exploded once...

High quality that, very hugh quality

 

[Southerntakeover]

Apparently the saca finally stuck a pin in him. Bout time.

 

[hey shorty]

Yep has been axed from the Shield squad. Says its purely based on form and nothing to do with the fact he can't see his feet anymore.

 

[portentous]

Very Monty Python-ish thread this one.

 

[ams4crows]

once his belt size reaches 'equator' then it can't be that far away!

 

[relapse]

That's where he is storing his batting potential because he certainly isnt releasing it out on the cricket field.

 

[Sanguinarius]

seeing as he's already out the front of the pie cart waiting, I'd say he'd be a goner by the time friday rolls around.


...get it, rolls. *sigh I crack myself up sometimes...

 

[walkers a legend]

The fat is going to got to his neck and his man cans soon and he wont be able to pull a shirt on over them so expect SA to make a especially designed robe for him to wear in games since he cant fit on shirts. I expect this within a fortnight.

 

[jackster83]

Imagine what he'd be like if McDonalds had all you can eat

 

[mick_foley]

The fat is going to got to his neck and his man cans soon and he wont be able to pull a shirt on over them so expect SA to make a especially designed robe for him to wear in games since he cant fit on shirts. I expect this within a fortnight.

Is that the same organization who was asked to design a Navy Blue Moo Moo for Lance Whitnall?

 

[Southerntakeover]

Noone ever got the subscription. This is worse than last years Crows Raffle debacle!

 

[hey shorty]

His stomach must have far greater stretching capacity than we all thought. I mean I had a quick chat to a very much intoxicated (He wasnt alone) Cosgrove at the Easter Races and he appeared to be wearing some sort of parachute for a t-shirt.

Well done to you Cossie for proving all us doubters wrong and showing us youre not the complete and total fat barsta.......... oh hell I cant write that and keep a straight face

 

[KingsCrow]

Cossies gut will explode when his 12 year ban expires at Kubla Kahn next month.

CLEARLY the winner.

 

[Seanason]

"Please! Don’t take the steam tray! Sir!"

 

[Rave Slave]

Attended my school, what a knob.