Rumour Where is the Weirdest Place You Heard a Legit Footy Scoop?

[Catoggio76]

I got my Hodge to Brisbane Scoop at a Wake. And I have seen a bloke post on Here that he got a Swans Sponsorship deal while sitting on a dunny at Central Station in Sydney.

So where is the weirdest place/time you got a footy scoop that was true?

 

[MarblesFolly]

From Aussie footy forums

 

[Catoggio76]

From Aussie footy forums

Adelaidians....

 

[Crumpet_avenger]

In the toilet at crown when nathan brown came to tigerland. When i heard it i needed an extra 2 minutes in my cubicle...

 

[Percel]

In the toilet at crown when nathan brown came to tigerland. When i heard it i needed an extra 2 minutes in my cubicle...

diarrhoea?

 

[James Colorado]

Dank420?

 

[sonnywalters]

In the toilet at crown when nathan brown came to tigerland. When i heard it i needed an extra 2 minutes in my cubicle...

spewing up?

 

[Crumpet_avenger]

spewing up?

Spewing from somewhere...
Indeed
If only for that broken leg. What a gun he was

 

[Crumpet_avenger]

diarrhoea?

Id get that too not knowing where my club was going. They to land big fish after big fish only to get rejected time after time.
Then delist guys who are worth keeping, only for a grand finalist to pick them up. No wonder you are nauseous. Wtf are you trying to do? Top up, rebuild? Treat water?

 

[Percel]

Id get that too not knowing where my club was going. They to land big fish after big fish only to get rejected time after time.
Then delist guys who are worth keeping, only for a grand finalist to pick them up. No wonder you are nauseous. Wtf are you trying to do? Top up, rebuild? Treat water?

Wowsers

How does undies first, pants second go for you?

 

[dank420_]

holy moly fellaz

i wasn't actually on the dunny it was just a bit of theatre

im actually head coach of an AFL footy team

 

[SwampCreature]

Guys BF threads are no scoops

Stop saying threads are scoops

Stop it

 

[Pdid]

Guys BF threads are no scoops

Stop saying threads are scoops

Stop it

m8 u actually look like something out of a swamp

 

[SwampCreature]

I dunno, I reckon I’m a pretty good-looking rooster. Aren’t I apollo_creed ?

 

[apollo_creed]

I dunno, I reckon I’m a pretty good-looking rooster. Aren’t I apollo_creed ?

Lol thats the 2009 you but you still look ******* handsome.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I don't know what the scoop is here, but it is every word of it a truth:

I was visiting Melbourne in 2011. Heading on the town, 9pm. Pally wal and I nip through an alleyway and there's this white-haired cobba there in a tracksuit- it's our all-time fave, Carlton legend Mick Malthouse! He's alone, pacing a bit and looking 'round near frantically- a little shifty but mostly just seemed restless. He is carrying a cardboard box filled with papers and files. Whist I am trying not to draw attention to myself and my date, and explaining the profound strangeness of this old man and his present situation, a white ute rolls in. Mick approaches it avidly, wordlessly deposits the box into the truck, turns and briskly flees to the night. Never will I know the meaning of what undertakings I witnessed that evening.

 

[Rack Watts]

I heard that Andrew Walker wore a hat during the off-season during the season.

 

[javaguice]

The barber on Lygon street mate.

 

[Chris_6678]

In an orgy.

 

[armpit]

This place has gone to pack since hawthorn cleaned up their team.

 

[DERO]

SEN

 

[Borussia Teeth]

In an orgy.

That part wasn’t meant to be shared!

 

[SpongePie]

Damian Barrett. I didn't think a hack reporter would know anything.

 

[DangerSloane]

In the Alma pub toilets.
Didnt hear the scoop, saw the scoop.

 

[DangerSloane]

In an orgy.

If this is genuine I so want to hear the story lol