Member of Bushwood Golf Club
- Mar 31, 2016
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
No not me. I might have been a bit further away by then. More likely the music room at Melbourne University listening to Simon and Garfunkel.Come to think of it H, I hope you weren't one of those high school kids who used to beat us up when someone booted our footy off the small oval onto the volleyball court near the back entrance of the caf. That was around 1969.
Wrong thread, dad jokes to your left, third shelf overI went to the library the other day. the young Librarian was up the ladder adjusting books. I looked up the ladder and I noticed she had no knickers on. She sprung me and said "what are you looking at? I'm just looking at the moon " was my reply. She then said "Well there was a man in it last night"
How much did half ton mum weigh back then?I was in the CBD at Brash’s watching the moon landing with hundreds of other folk on black and white TV’s. You could cut the atmosphere with hot butter. I was standing on a milk grate when an elderly lady tapped me on the shoulder and motioned for me to step down.
I proceeded to spit at her feet and started thrusting my hips to “Here Comes the Sun”. She soon got it. God bless her sole.
When Lance Armstrong descended the ladder from his rocket, there was a dry eye in the house. There were high-fives galore and the elderly lady behind me was boiling her eyes out. We shared a tear and ended up going back to The Hotel Spencer for a few sherbets and a chicken parma. I had a few Split the Bill tokens and so got my meal for half price. I’ll never forget it.
Yeah, sure. Can you imagine a woman trying to land the lunar module?There should have been a Woman on the Moon back then as well.