The once mighty Tuggers have found themselves in a losing streak. At this point it’s 3 losses from the last 3 games. And looking at their fixture, I’m wondering where the next win will come from.
R 14 - bye
R 15 - they face a resurgent Stkilda at Marvel, a ground they can’t win on. Saints in a close one.
R 16 - Suns at Metricon. It’s common knowledge the tuggers can’t win interstate. Suns by plenty.
R 17 - GWS at the G. They get home to the MCG, only to face a rampaging Giants. Will get flogged.
R 18 - Port Adelaide at the G. By this stage they’ll be directly fighting each other for a spot in the 8. And the Power have more ticker than the tuggers. Power in a nail biter.
R 19 - Collingwood at the G. Richmunt are now Collingwood bitches. That’s common knowledge. Pies by 12 goals.
R 20 - Demons at the G. Demons on their spiritual home, players back from injury as they make a late charge at the 8 will be too good and too determined for the pea hearted tuggers.
R 21 - Blues at the G. Remember when Carlton finished 9th but due to the Bombers being drug cheating scum, they got to play in the finals series? And then proceeded to beat the tuggers, who had actually finished 5th but choked like a bunch of weak minded bitches? That will happen again. By this stage, the tuggers 2017-2017 dynasty will be a distant memory, and they’ll be devoid of confidence, having lost 10 games straight. Blues by 16 points
R 22 - West Coke at the G. Reigning premiers on their spiritual home ground, the place that they immortalised themselves on last year when they rolled a limp wristed, pea hearted Lollingwood - after they’d blown out to a large lead — will be so stoked that they’re not playing on a lemon of a ground that’s been constructed so poorly the coach has publicly slammed it, that they’ll win comfortably.
R 23 - lions on the G. As we’ve all seen this year, chris Fagan was actually the mastermind behind the whorks recent stretch of compromised draft, asterix marked premierships. Now Fagan is no longer there, we’re seeing - through the whorks complete ineptitude - what a genius Fagan actually is. And that coaching genius will see the Lions roar on the mcg In Round 23.
Richmunt. How does it feel knowing you won’t sing that shitful song again this year?
R 14 - bye
R 15 - they face a resurgent Stkilda at Marvel, a ground they can’t win on. Saints in a close one.
R 16 - Suns at Metricon. It’s common knowledge the tuggers can’t win interstate. Suns by plenty.
R 17 - GWS at the G. They get home to the MCG, only to face a rampaging Giants. Will get flogged.
R 18 - Port Adelaide at the G. By this stage they’ll be directly fighting each other for a spot in the 8. And the Power have more ticker than the tuggers. Power in a nail biter.
R 19 - Collingwood at the G. Richmunt are now Collingwood bitches. That’s common knowledge. Pies by 12 goals.
R 20 - Demons at the G. Demons on their spiritual home, players back from injury as they make a late charge at the 8 will be too good and too determined for the pea hearted tuggers.
R 21 - Blues at the G. Remember when Carlton finished 9th but due to the Bombers being drug cheating scum, they got to play in the finals series? And then proceeded to beat the tuggers, who had actually finished 5th but choked like a bunch of weak minded bitches? That will happen again. By this stage, the tuggers 2017-2017 dynasty will be a distant memory, and they’ll be devoid of confidence, having lost 10 games straight. Blues by 16 points
R 22 - West Coke at the G. Reigning premiers on their spiritual home ground, the place that they immortalised themselves on last year when they rolled a limp wristed, pea hearted Lollingwood - after they’d blown out to a large lead — will be so stoked that they’re not playing on a lemon of a ground that’s been constructed so poorly the coach has publicly slammed it, that they’ll win comfortably.
R 23 - lions on the G. As we’ve all seen this year, chris Fagan was actually the mastermind behind the whorks recent stretch of compromised draft, asterix marked premierships. Now Fagan is no longer there, we’re seeing - through the whorks complete ineptitude - what a genius Fagan actually is. And that coaching genius will see the Lions roar on the mcg In Round 23.
Richmunt. How does it feel knowing you won’t sing that shitful song again this year?
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