Which club has the worst guernsey?

[footyfan1978]

Five horse race.
Crows, Dockers, Hawks, Gold Coast and Port Power. I actually do not mind the McDonald's look of Gold Coast as much as others.
Surprised licorice allsorts Crows jumper not a clear leader. Guess many more partial to lollies than potato fries.

 

[Father Jack]

I tend to cut the Gold Coast and GWS a bit of slack, as teams are allowed to take a bit of time to settle on a decent jumper. Which is why I picked the Crows, they have no excuse after all this time, i mean, WC even started with a decent one but took a twenty odd year sojourn through some ordinary designs just so we couldn't be accused of being lazy and boring.

 

[threesixpio]

Not Shiel, that's for sure.

He’ll get over the rejection and the blood and poo colours

 

[threesixpio]

If the Docker supporters can muster enough votes for WCE, this might be their Grand Final for 2019.

What if their jumper causes a PTSD-like response - surely this is relevant ?

 

[VineyToClark]

Ours is the least worst.

 

[Scotland]

Ours is the least worst.

All of Melbourne's home jumpers have been excellent.

All of Melbourne's away jumpers with the exception of the royal blue one have been vomitous.

 

[Scotland]

People: "Hawthorn have the worst colours and the ugliest guernsey"

Hawthorn: "O RLY?"

People:

 

[VineyToClark]

All of Melbourne's home jumpers have been excellent.

All of Melbourne's away jumpers with the exception of the royal blue one have been vomitous.

Very true - need a separate poll for away jumpers I think.

 

[Scotland]

Very true - need a separate poll for away jumpers I think.

We spent the better part of 15 years dicking around with home/away combinations until we just went back to the simple design that the fans wanted the whole time.

 

[vikingpimp]

tripe anal

Can't seem to find that category on Pornhub

 

[SnusCG]

unpopular opinion: Carlton has the most boring jumper in the AFL. It's literally just plain navy blue with an old-fashioned white emblem in the middle. I understand people like it because it has history, but I'd argue just because something has history doesn't make it visually appealing.

 

[Scotland]

Maybe Gold Coast should channel the surf life saver look. Red shorts, gold jumper. Or half red, half gold jumper in two vertical stripes like the little hat.

 

[Vindicater]

Only one club has the colours of urine and feces.

 

[NonPhixion]

Hawks - piss and poo

 

[blitzer]

I voted Port but Gold Coast and Hawks were close contenders. Adelaide's ain't great either.

 

[Dez!]

Carlton and their light blue jumper, an abomination of the highest oreder.

 

[Dazzler9]

 

[citizen-erased]

Wait a minute wouldn't been compared to the Mortal Kombat ninjas be a compliment

i wouldn't be opposed to a blue stripe over the red.
But i think Port have that largely covered on theirs.

 

[citizen-erased]

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i think we can safely agree that the hawks have the market cornered on terrible guernseys

 

[halalsnackpack]

Don't get the hate for Adelaide's. It's a traditional design with the state colours. The most amazing part of it is that it was something designed in the 90s that didn't look horribly dated 15 years later. Total winner!

 

[Hainberg]

As long as the guernsey has either a traditional sash, plain stripes, chevrons, or a monogram, then it will look fine. After that it's just a personal taste of colour combinations. Port Melbourne's guernsey that they wear in the VFL looks great.

 

[Hainberg]

I really like the traditional Adelaide Crows guernsey, it looks neat and smart. But then again, I also like the Romanian flag.

 

[Scotland]

Yeah the Cows jumper is simple and effective. No other AFL team has 3 coloured hoops unless you count the bulldogs design.

 

[Thetrader15]

and Giants WTF what a lazy thing to name something

Worse than 'Power'?

 

[Thetrader15]