Which Kardashian is the fittest?

[edgie]

Definitely Kylie. Kendall is the most natural looking and a genuine second but Kylie just has that look that you'd keep on going back to. More plastic than a Kmart footy and would be lost without makeup but she can look pretty hot. You'd keep vowing to try and find a nice, cute girlfriend and then end up there once again because of some top she was barely wearing.

One of my mates once told me that Khloe looks like the sort of chick who'd literally do anything and I now I can't unsee it – filthy but ya would.

You'd root Kim Kardashian and be beside yourself but once the alcohol wore off and you woke up hungover and there's no makeup, you'd be a little disappointed... and worried...

Kourtney thinks she's above it all but she's a sell-out, she just can't accept it and own it like the others.

And Cailtyn used to be a bloke.

They'd all be ****in crazy though but Kylie would be in the best way – she'd just get on the gear and go off at a club but you know she'd be going about 15 other blokes in the same night.

You forgot mum

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[edgie]

that would be Kim....

http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/24/kim-kourtney-kardashian-strip-down-bikinis-mexico-vacation/

What's with all the underboob? Is that the new style? C'mon ladies just go back to a one piece and give our libidos a rest.

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[SugarShane]

that would be Kim....

http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/24/kim-kourtney-kardashian-strip-down-bikinis-mexico-vacation/

Good god almighty. Does she have to buy two separate bikinis? Large top and XXXXXXXL bottoms? That doesn't even look real.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Good god almighty. Does she have to buy two separate bikinis? Large top and XXXXXXXL bottoms? That doesn't even look real.

Because it ain't.

 

[MarcusP2]

I did. I was referring to this:

That is Kane.

 

[Richard Cranium]

That is Kane.

Oh. That's nice, I guess?

 

[perthblue]

Definitely Kylie. Kendall is the most natural looking and a genuine second but Kylie just has that look that you'd keep on going back to. More plastic than a Kmart footy and would be lost without makeup but she can look pretty hot. You'd keep vowing to try and find a nice, cute girlfriend and then end up there once again because of some top she was barely wearing.

One of my mates once told me that Khloe looks like the sort of chick who'd literally do anything and I now I can't unsee it – filthy but ya would.

You'd root Kim Kardashian and be beside yourself but once the alcohol wore off and you woke up hungover and there's no makeup, you'd be a little disappointed... and worried...

Kourtney thinks she's above it all but she's a sell-out, she just can't accept it and own it like the others.

And Cailtyn used to be a bloke.

They'd all be ****in crazy though but Kylie would be in the best way – she'd just get on the gear and go off at a club but you know she'd be going about 15 other blokes in the same night.

if you aren't african american then you have slim chances with kylie, or any of them for that matter

 

[SugarShane]

After studying the photos I'll go with Kylie.

 

[Silent Alarm]

if you aren't african american then you have slim chances with kylie, or any of them for that matter

Wow! Next you'll be saying a suburban no-name with no money isn't someone she'd go for! Slim chance is probably a flattering odd.

 

[Quivorir]

that would be Kim....

http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/24/kim-kourtney-kardashian-strip-down-bikinis-mexico-vacation/

God her arse is disgusting.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Good god almighty. Does she have to buy two separate bikinis? Large top and XXXXXXXL bottoms? That doesn't even look real.

It's not real.

 

[JG22]

if you aren't african american then you have slim chances with kylie, or any of them for that matter

Unless your a 7 foot NBA player.
Then you may be able to marry Kim and divorce within 2 months

 

[The City Boyz]

Who's got the best bum?

 

[JG22]

Who's got the best bum?

Kylie

 

[edgie]

Who's got the best bum?

Good question. They're either too big and too skinny with nothing in-between

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[The City Boyz]

Good question. They're either too big and too skinny with nothing in-between

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I know, Kim Kardashian's is disgusting. Kylie probably has a better mix, nice and juicy without being too big.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Correct question is which bag of plastic most resembles a human? Kourtney.

 

[rumply]

from left to right: Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, Kris, Kim

which ones the bloke?

 

[JackNah_8]

I know, Kim Kardashian's is disgusting. Kylie probably has a better mix, nice and juicy without being too big.

Kylie is fake, check out her pre plastic surgery photos

 

[Hoops]

+1 for there being a seemingly endless supply of Kardashians and not knowing one from another.

I didn't know there was more than one

 

[perthblue]

which ones the bloke?

none of them

 

[HBF]

It's not real.

Are you upset there's no Rob in the poll?

 

[NSWCROW]

did i do it right?

Can't believe i'm even saying this in a thread about which bird i wanna **** the most but Kane seems to have misplaced his penis

 

[FootyJunkie]

Can't believe i'm even saying this in a thread about which bird i wanna **** the most but Kane seems to have misplaced his penis

Holy cameltoe, Batman!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Are you upset there's no Rob in the poll?

Yeah, he is my dream man