Opinion Which players would you want to marry your daughter?

[BEaston]

That’s not enough to balance out his poor record after dark.

The options could be quite thin after you remove every 21 year old that got up to some debauchery on King st. I wouldn't be throwing stones in that glass house.

His core values are strong which is the main thing to me. From what I can gather he's a great dad and partner. The pearl clutching about him getting loose as a young fella is a bit OTT.

 

[ScragCity]

You've missed the mark here Scrag.

Should be which poster on here

Poster I'd most want my daughter to marry: Mantis Toboggan

Poster I'd least want my daughter to marry: doggies ftw

 

[4Seasons]

Gabby Newton

 

[3rdgenbulldog]

Hayden Crozier, he has a fine set of teeth.

I'd be concerned about my grand daughter inheriting Bonts beak, unfortunately.

you are goosin', the lad's got the nose of a roman warrior, he can take whichever one of my hypothetical daughters he likes!

 

[Charlie Bucket]

The options could be quite thin after you remove every 21 year old that got up to some debauchery on King st. I wouldn't be throwing stones in that glass house.

His core values are strong which is the main thing to me. From what I can gather he's a great dad and partner. The pearl clutching about him getting loose as a young fella is a bit OTT.

There’s a bit more to his efforts over the years, but yes, he seems like a good guy that has got things in his life in order.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Poster I'd least want my daughter to marry: doggies ftw

Anteras and MD stiff.

 

[bobs head soup]

Feel like Timmy might be a bit vanilla in the bedroom. Not that there's anything wrong with that but I reckon my theoretical daughter would need a little more spice.

Posting a concern that a 209cm professional athlete may not be sexually adequate for your non-existent daughter may be peak bf.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Poster I'd most want my daughter to marry: Mantis Toboggan

Poster I'd least want my daughter to marry: doggies ftw

I feel I should warn you I’m nowhere near as handsome as my profile picture may have led you to believe.

 

[ScragCity]

I feel I should warn you I’m nowhere near as handsome as my profile picture may have led you to believe.

I don't care about looks. I chose you because it's always handy to have someone who can fix a garage door in the family.

 

[gangsta deluxe]

Mine is non-existent.

You can prove this can you?

 

[ScragCity]

You can prove this can you?

Are you alright mate? Sleep deprivation taking its toll on you?

 

[RedWhite&Blue]

We have reached peak off-season

We have but let's make it an interesting off-season by taking part in all of these stupid off-season threads.
The only men's news to come out since trade period was Duryea re-signing... whoop e doooo....
so unless you want to die of bordem over the off-season get on board with every stupid thread that pops up...
I look forward to arguing about this topic until Xmas and then turning my attention to the topic of which players girlfriend is the hottest....

 

[RedWhite&Blue]

Hayden Crozier, he has a fine set of teeth.

I'd be concerned about my grand daughter inheriting Bonts beak, unfortunately.

It's the beak of god

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Changing my vote to Elle, what a star

 

[Dogs Rule]

Jacko. So I'm not the nerdiest one at the Christmas table.

 

[doggies ftw]

Player my daughter would most want to marry: Arthur Jones

Least: Sam Darcy

 

[geoffjennings79]

Players? More than one?! Not sure that's legal in Australia.

 

[Hoges64]

Changing my vote to Elle, what a star

Bennetts?

 

[House_of_Dahl]

Bennetts?

Ellie
Was dominating as I posted.

 

[dogwatch]

Ellie
Was dominating as I posted.

Are you ummm ... into domination?

NTTAWWT.

 

[Hoges64]

Are you ummm ... into domination?

NTTAWWT.

He doesn't have to be.

Just his...

...daughter has to...

 

[BrisDog]

Jake Stringer

25

Jake Stringer

Age

29

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.9

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.8

5star

D

8.5

2star

K

7.0

3star

HB

1.5

1star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

4star

G

2.5

5star

D

7.2

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.4

5star

.

Catch him cheating early on and take him to the cleaners. Set herself up nicely and give Daddy 25% for coming up with the lucrative idea.

 

[BrisDog]

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Player my daughter would most want to marry: Arthur Jones

Least: Sam Darcy

What the f**k is the go with speedo budgies?

Weird AF. What not boardshorts? Any chance we could recruit some public school kids who don’t walk around in that weird sh*t?

 

[weltschmerz]

What the f**k is the go with speedo budgies?

Weird AF. What not boardshorts? Any chance we could recruit some public school kids who don’t walk around in that weird sh*t?

I think Budgy Smuggler is an AFL sponsor or something. They seem to send out their merch to most of the young uys in the league. JUH at least goes the classic Tradie briefs and board shorts combo.

 

[doggies ftw]

What the f**k is the go with speedo budgies?

Weird AF. What not boardshorts? Any chance we could recruit some public school kids who don’t walk around in that weird sh*t?

Marras a good boy, tradie jocks & camo boardies - top shelf