Banter Which season will end first. Game of Thrones or Melbourne's? WINTER IS COMING! Ski lift passes available upon request.

[Michaels]

Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Collingwood or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[caddyshack]

The Unsullied have more balls than Melbourne.

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Melbourne have been the bane of my tipping all year.
'They're so solid on paper, surely they've got to come good and get it done this week; they're only playing insert bottom 8 team here' my logical mind tells me.
Wrong. You are wrong, silly brain.
Melbourne are basically Carlton without the excuse of having Brendan "I have no idea what I'm doing" Bolton or Steven "blind, stinking nepotism" Silvagni behind the wheel.
They're a rudderless rabble with absolutely no desire to actually win games of footy.
We will ream them with merciless, unlubricated ferocity and drive the final nail into the coffin that encapsulates this embarrassing season of theirs.

 

[Mr Unbelievable]

The Unsullied have more balls than Melbourne.

So does Cersei, the stark sisters and Danearys

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[muzhogg]

Looks like Melbourne's season is over...

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...-for-was-south-as-cold-front-could-bring-snow

 

[muzhogg]

Why would a Melbourne supporter need to know this? Surely they have servants?

 

[HTT]

Thanks for Dusty

 

[GoTigers2015]

 

[Dunger]

Jack watts is closer to a flag than Melbourne

 

[tigernsw]

Melbourne rushing to put together some sort of team bonding camp in the next 4 days....

Melbum coach Simon Cantwin said "We really need to get away as a group and tough it out on a camp. The players weren't so keen so we've decided that we'll get together as a group and watch Disney's Camp Rock instead.... Gawny was pretty adamant we were going to watch Gilmore girls instead but the tribe has spoken and the Camp is gonna rock!"



*It''s all fugazi.

 

[fumbler]

Hey Yakker and Headless do you think we should tell DemonJim the snow seasons over before it starts?

 

[TJASTA]

hey Yakker
dees r s**t

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Remember Melbourne good one year, snow the next.

Last year was the good-year, so its Snow this year!

 

[captain cotch 9]

 

[Madtiger2006]

Where's the Shemon fans? They were in here with big numbers a couple of years ago saying how good they are. Why no Shemons fans?

 

[GoTigers2015]

Where's the Shemon fans? They were in here with big numbers a couple of years ago saying how good they are. Why no Shemons fans?

Tanking

 

[kozi]

Handy 14 day break for us. Just a light skills session on Wednesday

 

[Ashman OG]

must be an internet outage at buller, where all the shemons at?

 

[fumbler]

Wasn’t Melbourne relegated to the Women’s league?

 

[mellowyellow]

 

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[Tigerbob68]

Dees got no banter left. Poor buggers

 

[kozi]

Too broken to banter. Poor things