Yamu my friend, wiolence is not the answer, however, given there's no real answers in life, just questions that remain only partially answered and mostly misunderstood, I think we should meet at Etihad and sort this out properly. If you can get your cricket bat back off Sandeep, I promise to meet you outside Gate I (for India) fifteen minutes before the first bounce. I will also be bringing my cricket bat (I have a Gunn & Moore, what kind of bat do you have?) and we can have a Bat Off at Etihad? I suggest we leave the whole 'pooping into my anus' thing until the fight is over. If I win, I may or may not decide to go ahead with it. Understandably, if you win, you'll probably be quite keen on continuing on with it.
Anyway, if you're having trouble finding me, perhaps start laying into the first Swans supporter you see when the fifteen minute pre-game mark arrives. Most Swans' supporters are keen on a bit of that sort of stuff, with or without bat. They may end up using a chardonnay bottle instead.
Enjoy the rest of the week, until then. db swannie
ps, I'd let the garam masala go if I were you. Let bygones be bygones. You can pick up another packet quite cheap at your local spice store.
