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Which team list would you least want?

Which team list would you least want?

  • Adelaide

    Votes: 211 14.3%
  • Brisbane

    Votes: 7 0.5%
  • Carlton

    Votes: 52 3.5%
  • Collingwood

    Votes: 44 3.0%
  • Essendon

    Votes: 231 15.7%
  • Fremantle

    Votes: 34 2.3%
  • Geelong

    Votes: 73 4.9%
  • Gold Coast

    Votes: 59 4.0%
  • GWS

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • Hawthorn

    Votes: 151 10.2%
  • Melbourne

    Votes: 44 3.0%
  • North Melbourne

    Votes: 278 18.8%
  • Port Adelaide

    Votes: 33 2.2%
  • Richmond

    Votes: 30 2.0%
  • St Kilda

    Votes: 79 5.4%
  • Sydney

    Votes: 44 3.0%
  • West Coast

    Votes: 95 6.4%
  • Western Bulldogs

    Votes: 4 0.3%

  • Total voters
    1,475

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Coming into 2026? Port. Overall? Essendon.

I mean, what do you do if you're Port and Butters leaves? Their trading has been rough in recent years to try to keep Hinkley ball competitive and outside of a potentially late-bloomer in Bergman, or JHF living up to potential, there isn't a whole lot seemingly coming through that can really change their fortunes in the short term. You also can't really burn it down because we're now in expansion drafts, and coaching wise, the club took the cowards route of promoting from within (so things are likely to get worse on that front). It's not a terrible list, just one that's seems like it'll be stuck between 7-13th. At least the NGA rule changes have worked out for them, though SA prospects do have a nasty habit of being overrated a year out (though that might just be mitigating a Butters sized hole).

Generally though, Essendon. They're the poster boys for mediocrity right now. A good coaching change/administrative clean out might reverse this, but at the moment, it seems like a club that is waiting to implode in on itself. A couple of shining lights (albeit one wanted to go to Hawks last off season) and a whole lot of refuse.
 
3 flags in 67 years
Stop trolling and stick to the thread topic.

Collingwood are the second most recent team to win the flag, and the 2nd or 3rd best team in it in 2025.

Carlton haven't had a top 4 finish in 25 years (odds of this happening in a 16/17/18 team equalised competition is a fraction under 1 in 1000), and their list has gone backwards after a 9 win 2025, despite having the easiest draw in the competition.

So the list I'd least want to have is Carlton. Comfortably.
 

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