List Mgmt. Whipping Boy 2026

[CrowToon]

With Lachie Murphy (Whipping boy in chief) delisted and [PLAYERCARD]Brodie Smith[/PLAYERCARD] (First alternate) retired we have got a spot on the list available for someone to take the brunt of fan frustration when we lose.

23 players in the team? Only one reason we lost mate.

Get a touch and not stuff it up? Bronx forum comments.

Absolutely beaten in a completely different area of the ground to wherever this bloke plies his trade? Mental gymnastics until we trace it back to him.

I've left players like [PLAYERCARD]Chayce Jones[/PLAYERCARD] (who I would think would be a shoe-in) out if they cannot get a game. Nank goes in just so people remember he cant dispose without taking on 15 tackles first.

ROB leads the betting market at $1.72, his hands to foot speed is so slow and he showed in finals that connection is never guaranteed. Sam Berry next at $2.40

So who we got, fam?

 

[FR0GGY]

ROB with Berry closing fast.

 

[Bovo]

I thought it was Nicks!

 

[FR0GGY]

I thought it was Nicks!

He’s a man

 

[Gtowncrow]

I thought it was Nicks!

Or van berlo.
After our finals exit, the coaching panel are front and centre this year for me.
'Whip away boys! Put your back into it lads'.

 

[dogs105]

RoB, Hinge

 

[CrowToon]

RoB, Hinge

Good one, into the poll he goes

 

[Slim258]

I think it'll be Berry but I think he could be decent steak knives in a trade this year if we are able to get a team to take him.
Out of contract next year and if we add another Mid or two, he will likely lose his spot and lose all trade value.

 

[Trigger13]

Hinge. He was never really that good to begin with.

 

[rocket18]

Nicks, his crazy selections and Rogue Bonkers gameplan will continue to annoy and frustrate the football purists.

 

[George CantStandYa]

He’s a man

But he’s young

 

[Scorpus]

Berry, only if Draper isn't in the team

Otherwise, ROB

 

[thebirdman 24]

Rob for sure. He had a reprieve this year until he signed his contract and started stinking up the joint.

Anb is one I could see becoming a whipping boy eventually. He is dead slow and his reflexes seem a bit shot. Add another year and it could get worse. That said he had an okay year.

Murray could become one. If he doesn’t get back to previous form, he could go down the path of whipping boy. Gets beat pretty easily nowadays.

 

[George CantStandYa]

Clearly going to be ROB, change of ruck rules if they happen and he’s ****ed

 

[Fud#3]

Hinge. He was never really that good to begin with.

The disdain for Hinge is laughable. Geez, we can be a ruthless bunch.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

CrowToon ....don't you think the thread title should more appropriately read "Whipping Boy - The Heir Apparent"

 

[Scorpus]

Zac Taylor is only a potential whipping boy if you think low disposals = bad

Give me 5 disposals from Taylor over 12 from Murphy any day

 

[Syd Crow]

ROB by a country mile surely. Exhibit A: )

 

[daniel_4tw]

Isn’t ROB already the whipping boy?

 

[Trigger13]

Yup, put my hand up. I used to like Hinge. But I think he hoodwinked me.

 

[Syd Crow]

Yup, put my hand up. I used to like Hinge. But I think he hoodwinked me.

He can do some elite things, then he does some terrible things.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

Hinge and Berry shouldn’t be best 23

 

[GameofSloanes]

Zac Taylor is only a potential whipping boy if you think low disposals = bad

Give me 5 disposals from Taylor over 12 from Murphy any day

Im hoping they give him a bit of mid time next year, looked promising in Q4 vs hawks and he was drafted as a mid iirc

 

[GameofSloanes]

Isn’t ROB already the whipping boy?

This

 

[WeeBlake]

Cumming