Analysis Whipping Boys - 2022 edition

[sr36]

obviously brodie grundy has been so destructive to the club. To take the money and fund his woke lifestyle in melbourne and not put any effort into playing for the club, is the type of behaviour that is remembered by the faithful for decades....

any reasonable person would expect him to refund half the cash... and make arrangements to play for north melb or any team that the pie designate. How he can appear at training is beyond me. he should be curled up in a ball on his couch, sobbing about the pain he has caused...

The pathetic thing is that he probably is sobbing about some crap. The woke blouse probably believes the leftie shite that it's OK for blokes to cry.

 

[Markfs]

The pathetic thing is that he probably is sobbing about some crap. The woke blouse probably believes the leftie shite that it's OK for blokes to cry.

we just need to sell him before he completely falls to pieces... there are some outside the faithful who believe that he can still play football....but this deception will only last for a certain timeframe. The club needs to use the magic ankle to keep him from playing we can get the deal done....

 

[Markfs]

i cant play footy but I can sure cook!!

 

[Markfs]

just picked up this thread from the floor.....

news that spud murphy is in the under 22 all australian squad has raised eyebrows in this thread. Obviously being being able to play footy is not a criteria. I've heard that they wanted to put the Madge in but he was too old....

in other news, melbourne is thinking about grundy....evidently we have to come up with a draft pick to encourage them to take him and, of course, pay all his salary. It seems a fair deal. There must be other spuds who we can "trade" to other clubs if we promise to pay all the bills.

 

[sr36]

just picked up this thread from the floor.....

news that spud murphy is in the under 22 all australian squad has raised eyebrows in this thread. Obviously being being able to play footy is not a criteria. I've heard that they wanted to put the Madge in but he was too old....

in other news, melbourne is thinking about grundy....evidently we have to come up with a draft pick to encourage them to take him and, of course, pay all his salary. It seems a fair deal. There must be other spuds who we can "trade" to other clubs if we promise to pay all the bills.

If Grundy gets pushed out, it will be a tragic blow for the short term future of our whipping thread. It's all going horribly right, except for Spud Murphy not getting his usual injuries, but it's only a matter of time before he courageously runs into oncoming cars, whilst playing frisbee with Howe's dog.

 

[Vicky Park]

just picked up this thread from the floor.....

news that spud murphy is in the under 22 all australian squad has raised eyebrows in this thread. Obviously being being able to play footy is not a criteria. I've heard that they wanted to put the Madge in but he was too old....

in other news, melbourne is thinking about grundy....evidently we have to come up with a draft pick to encourage them to take him and, of course, pay all his salary. It seems a fair deal. There must be other spuds who we can "trade" to other clubs if we promise to pay all the bills.

I’m surprised that Murphy is in this squad. I think the selectors have confused him with Moore. Again. Who is not under 22, but neither is Murphy. He’s been fiddling with his birth certificate. Unless we drafted him at 12?

 

[sideswipe]

I’m surprised that Murphy is in this squad. I think the selectors have confused him with Moore. Again. Who is not under 22, but neither is Murphy. He’s been fiddling with his birth certificate. Unless we drafted him at 12?

Excellent pickup. To be fair, the AFLPA staffer doing the picking had only just finished their review of the Crows camp.

 

[Vicky Park]

Excellent pickup. To be fair, the AFLPA staffer doing the picking had only just finished their review of the Crows camp.

We’ll, according to Mark Ricciuto there’s nothing to see here. Tex Walker also enjoyed himself at the camp. It was right up his alley. Those players who are whining and complaining should all toughen the f*k up. Did they think they were there to toast marshmallows? A little bit of torture, deprivation, confinement against your wishes and public humiliation never hurt anyone.

 

[Markfs]

We’ll, according to Mark Ricciuto there’s nothing to see here. Tex Walker also enjoyed himself at the camp. It was right up his alley. Those players who are whining and complaining should all toughen the f*k up. Did they think they were there to toast marshmallows? A little bit of torture, deprivation, confinement against your wishes and public humiliation never hurt anyone.

The problem is today's generation.

Didnt this place just get rid of the thumbs down emoji? lol ...."I logged into bigfooty but I was devastated by a red emoji so I've gone to my bedroom to suck my thumb"....

I know we're not talking about this but at some stage someone is going to have to tell them that the planet will be burning in a decade or two and we'll be dropping like flies from viruses bred in various laboratories around the world... but in the meantime, have a nice day!

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Leading Teams could learn a thing or two from the whipping boy thread

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

The problem is today's generation.

Didnt this place just get rid of the thumbs down emoji? lol ...."I logged into bigfooty but I was devastated by a red emoji so I've gone to my bedroom to suck my thumb"....

I know we're not talking about this but at some stage someone is going to have to tell them that the planet will be burning in a decade or two and we'll be dropping like flies from viruses bred in various laboratories around the world... but in the meantime, have a nice day!

I gave this a thumbs up. Then turned my phone upside down. But the thumb kept pointing upwards no matter how much I tried

 

[sr36]

We’ll, according to Mark Ricciuto there’s nothing to see here. Tex Walker also enjoyed himself at the camp. It was right up his alley. Those players who are whining and complaining should all toughen the f*k up. Did they think they were there to toast marshmallows? A little bit of torture, deprivation, confinement against your wishes and public humiliation never hurt anyone.

Is there any chance of us getting him as a captain coach.

 

[Vicky Park]

Is there any chance of us getting him as a captain coach.

Which one? Ricciuto or Walker? Would kill to have both of them. They’d throw the Do Better report in the bin, for starters. Then get into the thumb-sucking woke mummies boys we seem to specialise in. You know, the ones leading the AFL for pressure acts, tackles in the forward 50 - all those ‘soft’ stats that we’re good at.

 

[sideswipe]

Which one? Ricciuto or Walker? Would kill to have both of them. They’d throw the Do Better report in the bin, for starters. Then get into the thumb-sucking woke mummies boys we seem to specialise in. You know, the ones leading the AFL for pressure acts, tackles in the forward 50 - all those ‘soft’ stats that we’re good at.

You just need to keep Tex away from the reserves.

 

[sr36]

Which one? Ricciuto or Walker? Would kill to have both of them. They’d throw the Do Better report in the bin, for starters. Then get into the thumb-sucking woke mummies boys we seem to specialise in. You know, the ones leading the AFL for pressure acts, tackles in the forward 50 - all those ‘soft’ stats that we’re good at.

They're different people? I always thought it was the same SA meathead with two different nicknames.

 

[Markfs]

I gave this a thumbs up. Then turned my phone upside down. But the thumb kept pointing upwards no matter how much I tried

woke phones.... they're all over the place

 

[Markfs]

You just need to keep Tex away from the reserves.

and the power ranger dvds

 

[Juan Ide]

Back to the whipping: I nominate Olly Henry. Looks like a weasel; doesn't stand up for his mates; plays a lazy first three quarters so he can snatch a few in the last when everyone's knackered; won't tackle; has a poor tank; marks (rarely) like show-pony Daisy Thomas did... and worst of all, hasn't re-signed with us and probably fancies decamping to the Cats to join his older brother.

Thank God for Ash Johnson!

 

[Vicky Park]

You just need to keep Tex away from the reserves.

Tex gets a bit excited when watching the twos. And then he gets misquoted in the media. It’s all the media’s fault you know.

 

[Juan Ide]

When you anthropomorphise body parts, it is always going to end badly. An ankle shouldn’t have feelings.


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Ten out of Ten for use of 'anthropomorphise'. Not a student of classical literature, are you?

 

[Markfs]

Back to the whipping: I nominate Olly Henry. Looks like a weasel; doesn't stand up for his mates; plays a lazy first three quarters so he can snatch a few in the last when everyone's knackered; won't tackle; has a poor tank; marks (rarely) like show-pony Daisy Thomas did... and worst of all, hasn't re-signed with us and probably fancies decamping to the Cats to join his older brother.

Thank God for Ash Johnson!

a geelong spy.... a plant.... wipey will tell you that he went to st. joe's in geelong but I have contacts with the people who clean the toilets at geelong grammar and they remember him moonlighting as a brush.... it'll all come out...

 

[Juan Ide]

a geelong spy.... a plant.... wipey will tell you that he went to st. joe's in geelong but I have contacts with the people who clean the toilets at geelong grammar and they remember him moonlighting as a brush.... it'll all come out...

A greasy serpent slithering into our warm nest, desirous of finagling our innermost secrets whilst accepting our innocent welcome, so he can purvey them sneakily to those who would devour our vulnerable fledglings...

 

[Pie eyed]

The good ones are filled with down. The lesser ones are filled with polyester stuffing of some sort. Big difference in the warmth.

Cut the corners out of a Mont sleeping bag stick ya legs in an put in a Pies beanie.

 

[Juan Ide]

Cut the corners out of a Mont sleeping bag stick ya legs in an put in a Pies beanie.

I love it when you speak like a leprous dirtbag, who's just snorted a hemorrhoids souffle. Feels like home!

 

[sideswipe]

a geelong spy.... a plant.... wipey will tell you that he went to st. joe's in geelong but I have contacts with the people who clean the toilets at geelong grammar and they remember him moonlighting as a brush.... it'll all come out...

Ugh please - the City of Dreams is not for me