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This thread has motivated me to clean my room and lay down a perimeter of surface spray. My skin is crawling 
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But then you eliminate all possibility of a radioactive spider biting you, genetically modifying your genes, giving you awesome abilities that allow you to swing across the city, engaging in a hot upside down kissing scene with a chick equal to or hotter than Kirsten Dunst, and killing your best friends father.This thread has motivated me to clean my room and lay down a perimeter of surface spray. My skin is crawling![]()
Ah, Australia. The country where not even suburban beds are safe.
We've got redbacks in our place, apparently. I'm just waiting for the day I reach behind a cupboard to find a shoe or a book or something, and get a nasty bite instead.
My mate lives in a place that backs onto a bush corridor. He's found funnel-webs in his room/hall on a number of occasions. I don't know how he sleeps at night. Apparently, he once unleashed half a can of Mortein on one, and watched it slowly walk away, not bothered at all. It was bone white from the spray.
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But then you eliminate all possibility of a radioactive spider biting you, genetically modifying your genes, giving you awesome abilities that allow you to swing across the city, engaging in a hot upside down kissing scene with a chick equal to or hotter than Kirsten Dunst, and killing your best friends father.
Is that really a life you want to give up?
Touché.What, and interrupt my current lifestyle as a millionaire playboy by day, and ass-kicking, cape-wearing vigilante by night? I don't THINK so!
The wolfy also took half a can of spray and basically laughed it off. The stuff simply doesn't work on big spiders in my experience,it just makes them angry.

I talk that spot up Costanza style btw) and on my windscreen was a medium sized huntsman.
). I'm expecting it to fly off as I'm driving but it amazingly didn't. Had to wait until I got home to brush it off and crush it.
It's an Orb Web, and yeh, they don't really get that big...![]()
http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2008/10/23/34261_todays-news.html
Dunno if you guys have seen this or not? Some big crazy spider eating a bird. Doesn't look like any bird eating spider i've seen. I'd freak at this thing.

This thread has motivated me to clean my room and lay down a perimeter of surface spray. My skin is crawling![]()
. Done what I had to do and got out of there quick smart. This thread has motivated me to clean my room and lay down a perimeter of surface spray. My skin is crawling![]()
I remember my first trip to Sydney and saw a funnel web spider half a meter from me in the wild! Scared the absolute shit out of me! Hate the bastards!
Just makes you cringe!
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I guess you must think I'm a freak for being fascinated by spiders.You should be banned for posting that.
**** thats ugly. In all honesty if I saw a funnell web, Id be crying in the corner

You should be banned for posting that.
**** thats ugly. In all honesty if I saw a funnell web, Id be crying in the corner
crap thaats biggg!!!!!!!!!!!
IN YOUR MOUTHOh that's f'n horrible. I'm not scared of much but friggin spiders....gah. Grew up on the farm so Huntsmen were always around and I still hate the bastards.
Had car spiders before and they suck, but I've been bitten by something that I still don't know what it was. Had the two puncture holes in my right bicep, the little area around it went white but the rest went pitch black. The whole bicep. Very sick for 24 hours.
Also woke up to a spider in my mouth once. Kind of woke up and brushed something away and then freaked out, turned the light on and found the medium sized mongrel at the end of my bed. Tried to squash him and he disappeared, forcing me to go to sleep again. Found him in the morning on my curtains and sprayed the shit out of him.
Freaky thing though, swept him outside the front door, week later find the same dead spider in the kitchen at the back of the house.
I flipping hate spiders.

theres a huge huntsman on ur head!!!! and hes like no there isnt....... 