Whitecross' Porsche stolen in 'scary' robbery

[_Mike_]

Unfortunately this is all too common nowadays with the police unable to do anything when they apprehend the perpetrators.

Magistrate slaps them on the wrist and sends them off to their next victims

 

[WA ROO]

Would have been too obviously ego talking. No-one can handle a drunken Campbell Brown.

Campbell isn't even the toughest in his immediate family

 

[Davo23]

Whitecross has a Porsche and the afl players want more money?

This story is not true - Whitecross drives a ute.

Unless it was a Porsche ute?

 

[cryptor]

This story is not true - Whitecross drives a ute.

Unless it was a Porsche ute?

I thought he had a patrol or landcruiser. Likes his camping and 4WDing.

Not surprised he tried to go after the burglars. Might not be considered as a good player but his courage can never be questioned.

 

[master bate]

Bloody nice estate where he lives.
It used to be the old croydon golf course.

A nice estate in Croydon. Good lord.

I'd rather live in civilisation and not own a Porsche.

 

[MotleyLemon]

That actually makes him a legend.

Take off your anti-hawks glasses and look in a mirror. There you'll see a tool.

"I went into fight mode so I chased him downstairs. My thought was if I could handle Hodgey when he's a bit fired up I thought I could handle anybody."

Yeah, real legend, perpetuating this myth that Hodgey is the toughest legend to ever play the game.

Reckon if they were carrying some blood filled syringes, a knife or a gun, he probably couldn't handle them.

Enjoy the spell for the personal attack though.

 

[Kappa]

Unfortunately this is all too common nowadays with the police unable to do anything when they apprehend the perpetrators.

Magistrate slaps them on the wrist and sends them off to their next victims

Gotta love suspended jail terms.

 

[Gavin Excell]

This story is not true - Whitecross drives a ute.

Unless it was a Porsche ute?

Yes something doesnt ring true.

One can only conclude Hawthorn are in crisis

 

[The 747]

Culture. Driving a Porsche in Croydon.

 

[Furn2]

Porsches aren't that expensive are they ?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Culture. Driving a Porsche in Croydon.

It's his fiance's.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

A nice estate in Croydon. Good lord.

I'd rather live in civilisation and not own a Porsche.

TBF it's pretty easy to see why a bloke with such a history of injuries wouldn't want to saddle up a huge mortgage.

 

[BF Tiger]

TBF it's pretty easy to see why a bloke with such a history of injuries wouldn't want to saddle up a huge mortgage.

Because footballers can't work after their footy career ends?

 

[DrEvil_]

TBF it's pretty easy to see why a bloke with such a history of injuries wouldn't want to saddle up a huge mortgage.

Yep, life isn't so rosy when you can't sue your club a few years down the track.

 

[Doc Hattori]

Whitecross has a Porsche and the afl players want more money?

So what do good players drive if he's got a Porsche ??

 

[ArjenTheGreat]

So what do good players drive if he's got a Porsche ??

Freebies.

Most players are given cars to cruise around in by club sponsors.

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Pretty sure Audi will be annoyed. They fork over a decent chunk of change to the Hawks to be a sponsor and a competitor gets free publicity.

 

[dipper86]

It was his fiance's Porsche...not sure why it matters what car he drives.

 

[igon value]

Was Andrew Walker's hat in the Porsche?

 

[The 747]

It was his fiance's Porsche...not sure why it matters what car he drives.

It's Bigfooty

 

[DangerSloane]

"I went into fight mode so I chased him downstairs. My thought was if I could handle Hodgey when he's a bit fired up I thought I could handle anybody."

Yeah, real legend, perpetuating this myth that Hodgey is the toughest legend to ever play the game.

Reckon if they were carrying some blood filled syringes, a knife or a gun, he probably couldn't handle them.

Enjoy the spell for the personal attack though.

It was a joke ya clown.

Seriously you must be the most sour individual I've ever come into contact with, and thats really saying something.

 

[Sando22]

Whitecross' Mrs has a Porsche and the afl players want more money?

FTFY

 

[Altum Volantes]

The Age are all over this one...

 

[Cynic]

Is that guy wearing a #winning top?

How's that working out for him I wonder...

 

[Black Panther]

Doesn't take much to be a "star" these days