Banter Who is going to lay Jack Viney on his arse this week? R6 v Cheese Platters

[DemonJim]

Where’s DemonJim and Headless?

You going?

 

[sante]

You going?

Nope. I live in Adelaide

 

[roacheee]

Winning sucked all the fun out of you clowns.

like your mum at the circus

 

["The Roar Is Back"]

Daniel Rioli is the worst triple premiership player of all time

 

[THE_GUN]

I can barely remember the days of the banter threads on our board that was back when we were scratching along to 3 flags like you blokes.

3 is a great number isnt it

How long does melbourne need to go back to count 3 flags

 

[THE_GUN]

Just 5-0 starts to seasons no big thang.

Yeah its no big thing , we just kind of win like 15-16 in a row and take a cup home at the end
so your like a looong way there


April premiership cup

 

[THE_GUN]

We prefer “cheese board” as the correct manner of plating a selection of European cheese delicacies thank you.

”Platter” is the term used for a big tray of toothpicks bearing pre-cut Coles medium cheddar squares and a small chunk of cocktail frankfurt

Please dont bring family members into this. Just keep it clean

 

[muzhogg]

Grammatical accuracy is no joke.

Grammatical inaccuracy however...

 

[muzhogg]

Just 5-0 starts to seasons no big thang.

You'll be able to tell your grandkids about that time you got five games into a season before the wheels fell off.

 

[THE_GUN]

You don’t even read your own damn thread.

Although given you’re a Richmond Member the fact you can construct a grammatically-correct sentence already puts you into the top 25% of Tigers supporters.

Richmond has Members not just fans.

melbourne ? 44,407

 

[muzhogg]

Daniel Rioli is the worst triple premiership player of all time

According to BigFooty he's got to stand in line behind all the other useless triple premiership players in our current squad.

 

[THE_GUN]

Had to legit Google who Nathan Jones was.

Came up as a stronglifting champion / wrestler... never heard of him. Isn't this a football thread?

I came up with this guy


Nathan Jones is an Australian actor, power-lifting champion, strongman, and former WWE professional wrestler. He rose upon the world strongman scene in 1995, and showed magnitude to become perhaps the top competitor in the world. At 6' 11" and 330 lbs. of muscle & mayhem, the giant Australian known as "Megaman" was an imposing sight, and used his ... See full bio »
Born:
August 21, 1969 in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia

 

[telsor]

Just 5-0 starts to seasons no big thang.

That's nice....Not quite as good as winning 12 in a row culminating in an 89 point premiership thumping, but it's still cute.

Did you beat anyone interesting?

 

[telsor]

Really? I don’t

We spent a long time being crap...

 

[smasha]

Cheers Demons.

 

[beema limapep]

real talk AFL better let us have 100% capacity for this we are poor and need money

Short arms deep pockets.

 

[beema limapep]

3 is a great number isnt it

How long does melbourne need to go back to count 3 flags

Im sensing a reference to the invention of rockabilly and/or the beehive.

 

[schmuttt]

Richmond has Members not just fans.

melbourne ? 44,407

Think you're struggling a bit in the banter if you're pulling out the membership numbers mate

 

[Toump Ass]

3 is a great number isnt it

How long does melbourne need to go back to count 3 flags

Not too far actually, we keep them in a nice cabinet just left of the reception desk and the entrance to the "the vault".

 

[k31th]

Think you're struggling a bit in the banter if you're pulling out the membership numbers mate

far too real for banter... I think the blood and cheese go well together for the demons

 

[THE_GUN]

Think you're struggling a bit in the banter if you're pulling out the membership numbers mate

No i think you are really struggling with anything of substance so reverting to the reverse psychology tactic here

Memberships , Premierships , Performances just way too many cards we can play and just taking it 1 at a time.

Now lets see what you have as you really appear to be the struggler similar to your clubs finals performances

 

[Jack5]

Just 5-0 starts to seasons no big thang.

Should copy that other club that last won a flag more than 50 years ago and make a doco about it, call it "The Streak - 5 in a row against bottom 8 sides".

 

[schmuttt]

No i think you are really struggling with anything of substance so reverting to the reverse psychology tactic here

Memberships , Premierships , Performances just way too many cards we can play and just taking it 1 at a time.

Now lets see what you have as you really appear to be the struggler similar to your clubs finals performances

Aren't you the bloke who had a melt over Preuss being better than Soldo?

 

[Karp3_dm]

MJR > kozzie

 

[THE_GUN]

Aren't you the bloke who had a melt over Preuss being better than Soldo?

LOL yes i was the bloke who has been saying for 4 years that Preuss is a spud and Soldo is a better Ruckman

Soldo is a premiership player and Preuss is now at his 3rd club collecting money for nothing fleecing his 3rd club