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Maybe this time round on our trip to tassie she can be convertedMy Mum and two of my sisters have vaguely taken up AFL and the demons basically in sympathy with my obsession. They only watch sometimes when they remember and being in NSW means they don't get the constant media influencing their decisions. So I checked yesterday who they had adopted as their favourite players and why.
Mum likes Jeff Garlett - because he has a "lovely smile". (Also she has a social conscience regarding Aboriginal issues so generally tends to support Aboriginies in sport). Also Jesse Hogan "what a handsome young man" (giving me a slightly uncomfortable insight into her 'type' - ew) and, strangely, Colin Garland - for no reason she can amplify as far as I can make out. My eldest sister loves Gawn and has an Airedale puppy that she called Maxy Gawn. Another sister likes Petracca I think because she watched Queens Birthday and the commentary was hyping him big time so she hitched on the bandwagon as it swung by.
My sister in Tasmania has taken up Norf as her team, so she can get stuffed.
Do you have a brother? ... because if so, I feel sorry for him ... as I go about living my life with a wife and two daughters.My Mum and two of my sisters have vaguely taken up AFL and the demons basically in sympathy with my obsession. They only watch sometimes when they remember and being in NSW means they don't get the constant media influencing their decisions. So I checked yesterday who they had adopted as their favourite players and why.
Mum likes Jeff Garlett - because he has a "lovely smile". (Also she has a social conscience regarding Aboriginal issues so generally tends to support Aboriginies in sport). Also Jesse Hogan "what a handsome young man" (giving me a slightly uncomfortable insight into her 'type' - ew) and, strangely, Colin Garland - for no reason she can amplify as far as I can make out. My eldest sister loves Gawn and has an Airedale puppy that she called Maxy Gawn. Another sister likes Petracca I think because she watched Queens Birthday and the commentary was hyping him big time so she hitched on the bandwagon as it swung by.
My sister in Tasmania has taken up Norf as her team, so she can get stuffed.
Yeah not the best choice of words there, but all the same... halfway through the 2017 preseason Jack Watts is once again my number one crushWatts was for mine for ages, but now everyone has stopped picking on him I'm not quite as horny for him as I used to be (Sorry Jack)
Nope. My dad had to go through his life surrounded by women, so I have some sympathy. It must be like living in a Woody Allen film only without any role for Michael Caine or Alan Alda.Do you have a brother? ... because if so, I feel sorry for him ... as I go about living my life with a wife and two daughters.
More importantly, who's our new whipping boy? This is the question that keeps me awake at night. I'm nominating Milkshakes. Warning to everybody, I'm going Milkshakes come round 1, okay?
TMAC. Those brain fades of his are infuriating and I can't see them stopping.More importantly, who's our new whipping boy? This is the question that keeps me awake at night. I'm nominating Milkshakes. Warning to everybody, I'm going Milkshakes come round 1, okay?
Nah not stopping just gradually less often.TMAC. Those brain fades of his are infuriating and I can't see them stopping.
Was super curious who this mysterious Nathan Jones you're talking about is...Nathan Jones (Before the hair loss and tatts)
I am so seriously glad to read this on a different teams page! I've never been so infuriated with a player, and going by our experience your club will probably just keep picking him week in week out no matter what.TMAC. Those brain fades of his are infuriating and I can't see them stopping.
I am so seriously glad to read this on a different teams page! I've never been so infuriated with a player, and going by our experience your club will probably just keep picking him week in week out no matter what.
Has over 80% disposal efficiency, the clangers thing is a myth. Hurley (Who is a better overall player) averaged more clangers in his last full season than McDonald in his last two.
I'm not saying they don't happen but they stick in the mind, whereas the other 9 kicks that hit a target don't.
Has over 80% disposal efficiency, the clangers thing is a myth. Hurley (Who is a better overall player) averaged more clangers in his last full season than McDonald in his last two.
I'm not saying they don't happen but they stick in the mind, whereas the other 9 kicks that hit a target don't.