And as I said, if he debuted 10 years later, bigfooty.com would have been full of threads saying:
COLLINGWOOD TAKES ANOTHER FATHER/SON DUD.
RICHARDSON MAKES THE CLOKES LOOK GOOD
I WANT TO BE COOL AND JUMP ON THE BAG COLLINGWOOD BANDWAGON!
Thankfully for Marky Mark, he wasn't afforded such (attempted) humiliation.
He was like 99% of Collingwood players throughout the 90s (with one name being the exception, can you guess?

). Triers with no skill. Not his fault.