Who will be the first player to self-destruct in season 2007?

Jumpin' Jimmy

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2006 was a bumper year for self-destruction...... booze, drugs, cars, depression, coach/player standoffs, surfboard prangs, marriage bust-ups etc.

But 2007 is already shaping up as a rugged year. Lance Witnall's AVO is an early example of the pressures players face.

I'll nominate Michael Gardiner as the favourite.
 

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Bryce Gibbs, the pressure of being the number one draft pick AND sharing a birthday with Bigfooty's own rick James will be too much for himself and he'll start shooting smack and pimping marc murphy out for $10.00 USD a handjob (best deal in town).
 

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Cam Mooney.

Reported and suspended for 2 weeks for striking in Round 1 V Dogs.

Returns in round 4 against Hawthorn and gets done for 4 weeks for kicking.

Returns in 9 against Port Adelaide at AAMI and gets reported for head butting for 3 weeks. However the carry over/demerit points turns the suspension into 6 weeks.

Geelong subsequently sack him.
 

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Daniel Kerr, Ben Cousins or pretty much any number of West Coast players will be arrested for some sort of "anger management" issues after a psychotic turn on a bender.
 

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Cam Mooney.

Reported and suspended for 2 weeks for striking in Round 1 V Dogs.

Returns in round 4 against Hawthorn and gets done for 4 weeks for kicking.

Returns in 9 against Port Adelaide at AAMI and gets reported for head butting for 3 weeks. However the carry over/demerit points turns the suspension into 6 weeks.

Geelong subsequently sack him.

Didn't you hear, he's reformed,won't get suspended untill 1 week before the finals.:)
 

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Brock Mclean. After realizing Andrew Walker is the vastly superior player, will fake an injury and retire from footy, moving to Mexico where he will be a Mexican wrestling ring announcer. At such time, the rate of Melbourne supporter suicide will increase significantly, after realizing just how wrong they were regarding Walker / Mclean. Andrew Walker will be honoured as Australian of the Year, after ridding our great land of people like rJ and other jealous Melbourne supporters who could not accept that Walker is the better player. :)
 

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Brock Mclean. After realizing Andrew Walker is the vastly superior player, will fake an injury and retire from footy, moving to Mexico where he will be a Mexican wrestling ring announcer. At such time, the rate of Melbourne supporter suicide will increase significantly, after realizing just how wrong they were regarding Walker / Mclean. Andrew Walker will be honoured as Australian of the Year, after ridding our great land of people like rJ and other jealous Melbourne supporters who could not accept that Walker is the better player. :)
Deluded board.
 

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SOLOMON ALREADY DID IT IN THE PRE SEASON COMP.....

1st in regular season will be Cam Mooney, followed by Jeff Farmer and closing fast for third place will be Kent Knigsley
 
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