Who will win the 2022 Cheryl Kernot Award

Who will be the epic melter on election night for 2022??

  • Frydenberg

    Votes: 10 20.4%
  • Wong

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Wilson

    Votes: 18 36.7%
  • Keneally

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Potatohead

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Lidia Thorpe

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Fiona Martin

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • A Random Sov Cit Cooker

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Craig Kelly

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Jane Hume

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Albanese

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Eric Abetz

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Nicole Flint

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Dave Sharma

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Drew Pavlov

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Total voters
    49

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Magnum27

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from what i have seen of Lidia Thorpe, she seems like she would go off, and it certainly won't be non PG either.
 

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Gralin

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Is Lidia at risk though? She's top of their Senate ticket in Vic, do we really think the Greens are going to do that badly in the Senate in Vic / that greens voters are going to go below the line to not preference Lidia first?
 

GreyWind

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Is Lidia at risk though? She's top of their Senate ticket in Vic, do we really think the Greens are going to do that badly in the Senate in Vic / that greens voters are going to go below the line to not preference Lidia first?
She's in the same bracket as Wong, would take a monumental swing for them to lose their spot. So if they did lose there's massive potential for a s**t fit to occur. But really it's a hypothetical as it won't happen.
 

footscray1973

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Won't be as exciting as a big name having a sook but Darren Bergwerf the cooker in Dunkley is sure to produce the goods come Saturday night.
I'm not sure Darren has quite grasped the whole electoral process, and significantly over-estimated his own intelligence.

I could be wrong though, and he genuinely is smarter than everyone else. In which case, we are well and truly farked! :laughing:
 

GreyWind

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I'm not sure Darren has quite grasped the whole electoral process, and significantly over-estimated his own intelligence.

I could be wrong though, and he genuinely is smarter than everyone else. In which case, we are well and truly farked! :laughing:
Like most cookers they severely overestimate their intelligence and importance in this world.
 

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Has anyone considered that Fraudenburg and the Dickson Potato are actually the same person? Have they ever been seen together, or is it just some LNP green screen trickery? Both seemed to have similarly receding hairlines at the same time - maybe one is a mask. I wonder which one?

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Looking past each other, obviously a doctored photo, with the convenient seat padding line for stitching the photos together:

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The original of this photo with Potato has him looking past the marketing guy, having spotted an au pair entering the chamber.
 

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How far into tomorrow will it be before they start bleating about electoral fraud?

if they follow the trumpian path - there will be complaints that their scrutineers are being denied access to the rooms and are not being allowed to reject ballots
 

Gralin

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Scomo definitely seems the kicking and screaming type.


ned flanders insanity GIF
Mr Morrison how does it feel to lose
"I reject the premise of that question"

The people of Australia have voted
"I reject the premise of those votes"

Mr Morrison do you have any words for those who voted you out.
"Look Australian's know I'm all about getting on with the job of running this country and that's what I'm going to do"
 

Number37

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Mr Morrison how does it feel to lose
"I reject the premise of that question"

The people of Australia have voted
"I reject the premise of those votes"

Mr Morrison do you have any words for those who voted you out.
"Look Australian's know I'm all about getting on with the job of running this country and that's what I'm going to do"


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Jane Hume is not up for relection this year but will melt hardcore whem they lose.