Who would win?

[pulpdriver]

Five AFL players of your choice vs a grizzly bear.
Pick the players, also I'm pretty sure the bear will still win.

 

[Lip Gallagher]

Without weapons the Bear wins IMO.

 

[Coaster2012]

Thank god the off season is almost over.

 

[pulpdriver]

Without weapons the Bear wins IMO.

How about no weapons? Pick your team.

 

[Lip Gallagher]

How about no weapons? Pick your team.

Richmond, the bear would eventually leave his private parts exposed and open for a royal groping.

 

[pulpdriver]

Richmond, the bear would eventually leave his private parts exposed and open for a royal groping.

Sounds like Eddie and his end as Collingwood President.
We're talking about fighting a massive and dangerous mammal though.

 

[Virgin Dog]

Five AFL players of your choice vs a grizzly bear.
Pick the players, also I'm pretty sure the bear will still win.

Toby Greene to blind the bear early, giving an important tactical advantage.
Joel Selwood as the sacrificial lamb. He's tough enough to last more than a couple seconds, and bleeds when you just look at him, so makes a juicy early target for the bear.
Ben Cunnington and Nic Naitanui because the dudes are absolute units, and you can't have guys getting torn to shreds in half a second. Need to tank it a little while dealing some damage themselves.
Finally, I'm going with ex-player Barry Hall to deal the knockout blow.

 

[pulpdriver]

Toby Greene to blind the bear early, giving an important tactical advantage.
Joel Selwood as the sacrificial lamb. He's tough enough to last more than a couple seconds, and bleeds when you just look at him, so makes a juicy early target for the bear.
Ben Cunnington and Nic Naitanui because the dudes are absolute units, and you can't have guys getting torn to shreds in half a second. Need to tank it a little while dealing some damage themselves.
Finally, I'm going with ex-player Barry Hall to deal the knockout blow.

I'd take Tony Liberatore to be the bait but would go for four tanks; Barry Hall, Fraser Gehrig, Jonathon Brown and Nic Nat for my tanks. Libba distracts, rest attacks and hopes for best.

 

[footyfan1978]

Five AFL players of your choice vs a grizzly bear.
Pick the players, also I'm pretty sure the bear will still win.

I cannot see the grizzly bear kicking a goal.

 

[pulpdriver]

I cannot see the grizzly bear kicking a goal.

*recruited to the Brisbane Lions

 

[Pistol Night]

Any 5 Richmond players naturally

 

[Donakebab]

One horsed sized duck would destroy all of them.

 

[pulpdriver]

One horsed sized duck would destroy all of them.

If a horse sized duck was a thing then there'd be no famine in China.

 

[Donakebab]

If a horse sized duck was a thing then there'd be no famine in China.

Because horse sized ducks would have eaten everyone in China.

 

[Square Peg]

You only need two, Paul Salmon to swim upstream and distract it as the food decoy whilst Andrew Gaff

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king hits the unsuspecting bastard on the jaw. Trev Nisbett then arrives to roll out the spin and claim the bear was playing golf with the eagles boys the next week.

 

[Rich01]

Any 5 Richmond players naturally

And if the Richmond players win, the fight has an asterisk and the bear is declared the weakest bear ever.

 

[pulpdriver]

Because horse sized ducks would have eaten everyone in China.

I think you're underestimating the Chinese ability to eat everything.

 

[Donakebab]

I think you're underestimating the Chinese ability to eat everything.

You're underestimating just how terrifying a horse sized duck would be. They would eat EVERYTHING!

 

[pulpdriver]

You're underestimating just how terrifying a horse sized duck would be. They would eat EVERYTHING!

Could a horse size duck still have crispy skin?

 

[74561347]

Glascott and his monkey

 

[Pistol Night]

Glascott and his monkey

The monkey could distract the bear with a bit of his finest work whilst Glascott delivered the knockout blow

 

[Virgin Dog]

I'd take Tony Liberatore to be the bait but would go for four tanks; Barry Hall, Fraser Gehrig, Jonathon Brown and Nic Nat for my tanks. Libba distracts, rest attacks and hopes for best.

Starting to mull over this a bit more. Might need to sub out Cunnington for Darren Collins (jailed for life - murder). Wonder what kind of damage Lethal could've done too if given the chance.

If we're employing more advanced tactics, there's also the option of recruiting Wayne Carey to seduce the bear's wife (or Jake Stringer if he has a teenage daughter bear), distracting him long enough for big Bazza to deliver the left-right-goodnight.

 

[Metalcrusher]

Joel Selwood, he would duck any attacks. The bear would rage, whinge to parks and wildlife, who would issue the Bear with an infringement notice and relocate him to his correct habitat.

 

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[RUNVS]

What if the players in question are given an hour to make weapons before they are attacked by the bear? Then you want some players that are smart as well as strong.