Strategy Who would you most enjoy kicking a football into the face of

[King Corey]

A ricochet from Ben Dixon to Nathan Brown (Channel 9 version) would work well for me.

Two of the most soulless ex-footballers to ever turn up in the media. Ben especially who is actually quite a condescending cockspur on The Recruit.

 

[King Corey]

I've met him a few times but not for years. A school mate of mine - Tim Aylwood, guitarist from Mr Floppy - played a few gigs or rehearsals or something with them back in the late 80s early 90s.

Think you're looking for the Friends Reunited thread.

 

[ferball]

My nephew hitch hiked to Castlemaine to watch them play a few months ago and Ryan Fitzgerald was there watching them - they all got on it after the gig apparently. Maybe he's not as big a flog as he makes out to be.

 

[Shermanator]

A ricochet from Ben Dixon to Nathan Brown (Channel 9 version) would work well for me.

Two of the most soulless ex-footballers to ever turn up in the media. Ben especially who is actually quite a condescending cockspur on The Recruit.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[King Corey]

Couldn't agree more.

"Haha you're not going to make it as an afl footballer with that <SEVERE PHOBIA / LACK OF EXPOSURE TO STRUCTURED SPORTING PROGRAM DUE TO SOCIO-ECONOMIC CONSTRAINTS> attitude."

Insensitive negative "support" usually offered during an activity completely unrelated to being a professional football even allowing for extreme creative metaphors.

 

[Kimbo]

"Haha you're not going to make it as an afl footballer with that <SEVERE PHOBIA / LACK OF EXPOSURE TO STRUCTURED SPORTING PROGRAM DUE TO SOCIO-ECONOMIC CONSTRAINTS> attitude."

Insensitive negative "support" usually offered during an activity completely unrelated to being a professional football even allowing for extreme creative metaphors.

Yep, I reckon I would have made AFL level if only I hadn't been scared of heights.

 

[Donkey Chop]

Kick the footy in the face of gee where do I start...Kim Kardashian & Kanye, Beyoncé, Justin Beiber, Hutchy, Sam Newman.etc etc

In this case I think the best strategy would be to use Beiber as the football and kick him into the others.

 

[ferball]

James Paterson

 

[Jasemon]

Grant Denyer - finally shut the f***** up

 

[Arden]

"Haha you're not going to make it as an afl footballer with that <SEVERE PHOBIA / LACK OF EXPOSURE TO STRUCTURED SPORTING PROGRAM DUE TO SOCIO-ECONOMIC CONSTRAINTS> attitude."

Insensitive negative "support" usually offered during an activity completely unrelated to being a professional football even allowing for extreme creative metaphors.

Love when his name comes up and other players have s**t like "3 time premiership player" or "1988 Brownlow Medalist" or "4 time All Australian."

Ben gets "Hawthorn player"

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

I'd love to kick the football so f***n into the face of Mel B, Guy Sebastian,( Two of the most talentless human beings gracing the earth) Kyle Sandilands-(Oxygen Thief) Scott Cam ( There's just something about him)

 

[ferball]

Whoever wins the US election.

 

[goalieboy82]

Lucy van Pelt:

 

[Mav]

I'd love to kick the football so f***n into the face of Mel B, Guy Sebastian,( Two of the most talentless human beings gracing the earth) Kyle Sandilands-(Oxygen Thief) Scott Cam ( There's just something about him)

I'm no fan of Guy Sebastian or his music but I wish I had half his talent!

 

[Dave]

Happened to me in a corpotate match a few years back, by a bloke who'd been on WCE's list, from about 1 metre. Hurt like *. Piss funny though.

 

[Mav]

Happened to me in a corpotate match a few years back, by a bloke who'd been on WCE's list, from about 1 metre. Hurt like ****. Piss funny though.

If he knew you were a * flog then I'm guessing he meant it!

 

[goalieboy82]

If he knew you were a * flog then I'm guessing he meant it!

 

[Dave]

If he knew you were a * flog then I'm guessing he meant it!

Lol, it was ten years back, before we were *

 

[Kimbo]

Whoever wins the US election.

DNC corruption or general corruption. It'd be a tough call if it wasn't for the idiocy factor.

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

I'm no fan of Guy Sebastian or his music but I wish I had half his talent!

I bet you have more than half his talent.
I see people like Guy Sebastian and gives me hope.

 

[Firestarter]

Honestly I keep forgetting it's a thing. But yes I could smash a bowling ball into that face.

 

[perplexed]

Fishy lived my dream when he kicked it into Farren Ray's face

 

[Roozee]

Oh ..... Craig Hutchinson, now he's hosting the AFL Footy Show, I certainly won't be watching it. I can't stand him and his antipathy toward North Melbourne.

Hutchy's head is a football. A big fat red one. You just need to kick his head!

 

[Le Grille]

No doubt, he's one very big fat target

Would gibbo hit it?

 

[King Corey]

'wit Axle Whitehead who's managed to land a gig fronting William Hill ads.

A footy smack into his gob plus a failure to gain traction in Oz by his UK betting client that sends them into oblivion.... That'd be a combo I'd be happy to punt on.