Who's the scariest senior coach in the AFL?

[PerthBoy86]

Who would you least want to get a spray from? Or which coach/coaches are known for breathing fire? Also include well known past coaches if you want.

 

[Cool Kangas]

I reckon Clarkson would be scary when angry (well at least the wall thought so)

 

[Chadwiko]

Luke Bev

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Wen you state "the past", does it mean going back to when it was the VFL? Or do you just mean the AFL, so we are then exclude the WAFL, SAFL and other leagues when compiling fire breathing coaches?

 

[PerthBoy86]

Wen you state "the past", does it mean going back to when it was the VFL? Or do you just mean the AFL, so we are then exclude the WAFL, SAFL and other leagues when compiling fire breathing coaches?

Yeah you could also include VFL and the others. But preferably include ones most here would remember.

 

[Percel]

Longmire, i would hate to be bludgeoned with his flesh truncheon for poor performance.

 

[PerthBoy86]

I reckon Clarkson would be scary when angry (well at least the wall thought so)

He looks like an angry dwarf (hopefully he's not reading this lol jk).

 

[PerthBoy86]

Luke Bev

I think I barely saw him almost smile when they won the premiership...

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Yeah you could also include VFL and the others. But preferably include ones most here would remember.

So is it coaches that spray or coaches that breath fire? Just looking for a bit of consistency here.

 

[Anja_Nees]

If you’re a pregnant woman?

 

[PerthBoy86]

So is it coaches that spray or coaches that breath fire? Just looking for a bit of consistency here.

They tend to go together don't you think? Lol. A steamy mix.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Terry Wallace, David 'Barkin' Parkin were known as loose cannons but also great motivators. Leigh Matthews at times at Collingwood, he seemed to mellow a bit at the Lions. Horse Longmire, the Scott Bros, Clarko, Bucks to some degree probably stand out of the current crop. Mick Malthouse could get going at times as well.

 

[TheKanga]

Luke Beveridge
Never seems happy.

 

[PerthBoy86]

Luke Beveridge
Never seems happy.

Yeah his super stern demeanor would intimidate me a bit. Good coach, but I kinda prefer coaches that show some emotion, like Buckley.

 

[The Gong]

 

[sonnywalters]

Clarkson.
Horse

 

[cykablyat]

Terry Wallace, David 'Barkin' Parkin were known as loose cannons but also great motivators. Leigh Matthews at times at Collingwood, he seemed to mellow a bit at the Lions. Horse Longmire, the Scott Bros, Clarko, Bucks to some degree probably stand out of the current crop. Mick Malthouse could get going at times as well.

So basically everybody who has ever coached the game.

 

[Dunger]

Rodney Eade

Is his nick name rocket because thats how he went off?

 

[ChickenSalt]

Longmire, i would hate to be bludgeoned with his flesh truncheon for poor performance.

That...escalated quickly.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Clarkson, wouldn't want to back out of a contest with him as your coach, dude would stab ya if he had a knife.

 

[master bate]

Clarko the angriest. Bevo the maddest.

I'm sure most of them can give a mean spray when they need to. Without knowing their private behaviour there's at least two who I'd struggle to take seriously spraying me.

 

[Jakksynn]

Hardwick always looks half a second away from murdering someone.

 

[Thrawn]

The nice, unassuming types are always the scariest when they crack it.

 

[Damon_3388]

I wouldn't fear being yelled at. I'd probably struggle to take it seriously. Speak to me properly, don't treat me like a child or an idiot.

 

[Plat]

Leppa looked quite angry in his final year here.