Apart from being fat, overweight, lazy and a poor excuse for an AFL footballer what does everyone have against Mr Calthorpe.
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Why are people so unkind to David?
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Originally posted by choppy
Apart from being fat, overweight, lazy and a poor excuse for an AFL footballer what does everyone have against Mr Calthorpe.
For me, it's his crap hairstyle.
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Does that mean when the players are jogging along the boundary, it's not to keep loose and warm, but to get away from the stench of rotting cabbage emanating from the crater in the spot Heavy D had occupied in the dugout only seconds before?
Shermanator
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Originally posted by choppy
Apart from being fat, overweight, lazy and a poor excuse for an AFL footballer what does everyone have against Mr Calthorpe.
You can't polish a turd!!!!
Re: Re: Why are people so unkind to David?
Looks like you can't turn one into a footballer either.
Originally posted by Shermanator
You can't polish a turd!!!!
Looks like you can't turn one into a footballer either.
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And winner thus far is the Shermenator, then Darky with his follow up retort.
Speaking of turds check out the following site. Who can come up with one for the Calthorpe.
http://www.the-big-****-list.com
Speaking of turds check out the following site. Who can come up with one for the Calthorpe.
http://www.the-big-****-list.com
Now I personally don't agree that we treat him badly - considering that he is a fat ugly lazy slob. However, if we were to assume that we were being nasty to him, I would say that it was due to the barcode hairdo, the comment "I showed up early so Denis would see me, then I'll leave" (for which we thank you), and the site of his butt crack from the other side of the bench each week - I personally have been smarter than to look, but I hear there are hoards of unfortunate children (who have the misfortune of being the wrong height) who have been blinded for life and will need extensive counselling.
At least no-one has fallen in yet. There are fences around the Grand Canyon, aren't there?
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Briedis
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Yes, yes, folks...but you could be talking about any current or ex-Essendon players.
Picture this :
In three weeks time, we come up against Essendon who have had the wood on us lately (see if you can spot the euphemism).
I think David Calthorpe could be our secret weapon, and he should be selected for this game - injured or not (note I did not use the word "fit", and just settled for "not injured").
In three weeks time, we come up against Essendon who have had the wood on us lately (see if you can spot the euphemism).
I think David Calthorpe could be our secret weapon, and he should be selected for this game - injured or not (note I did not use the word "fit", and just settled for "not injured").
Originally posted by choppy
Apart from being fat, overweight, lazy and a poor excuse for an AFL footballer what does everyone have against Mr Calthorpe.
Speaking of which....I thought of our esteemed #17 when reading the Hagar the Horrible cartoon in today's (Saturday) Herald-Sun
How terribly relevant.
Bump.
Poor David Calthorpe.
Bump.
Poor David Calthorpe.
pharro
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Wow, 35eye was brutal back then. What happened?
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It seems like this site was full of ferals.
He hasn't done anything in a while now, delist him!
Best thread ever.
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Sigh -- what ever happened to Darky?
I think motherhood has had a calming effect.
I used to be pretty passionate about the VFL when we had the Murray Kangaroos but couldn't be bothered getting behind a new alliance with each changing season.
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Apart from being fat, overweight, lazy and a poor excuse for an AFL footballer what does everyone have against Mr Calthorpe.
He came from the lowest form of a club possible
Speaking of David's, does anyone reckon Haley is the player the media has talked about coming on, and getting depressed a bit by what these "blogs" are saying.
THe dead giveaway for me, is when the players mother complained.
THe dead giveaway for me, is when the players mother complained.
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Give him a break. His career may be over but he has contributed more to the NMFC on and off the field than all of us combined, and continues to show at a (much) lower level that he still has the talent, desire and ambition to play at AFL level.
