Why can’t I get a girlfriend?

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Yamu said:
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.

My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics (my chosen major at this intellectually deplorable school) I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed on Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

So why can't I get a girlfriend?
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Just a hunch but I'm guessing you're not fit... ? Only joking, but Being realistic I would go for a guy who spoke about their interests and what they would do with me than that turgid rubbish... Sorry for being harsh but you ask. I give good advice so if still alive ask me x
 

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"I can't get a girlfriend because the women that like me and are interested in me I'm not interested in because I want a supermodel."
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Yamu said:
I find it extremely amusing that someone who lacks class, etiquette, and the ability to use correct sentence structure and grammar thinks that they can say such things. I'm actually surprised at the amount of hypocrisy. I also find your continuous use of logical fallacies, straw men, and baseless accusations is a bit sad. Although I don't need to explain myself to you, I will restate my position: I'm not lying. Although my claim may not fit the convenient narrative and/or reality that you've built for yourself, it's the truth. I do find it rather curious that you'd spend such time focusing on me, rather than improving your intellect or the bigfooty shortcomings that you claimed to want to improve on.
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Strewth mate. If you're not trolling you'll probably be happier if you put lipstick and a wig on a mirror.
 
Yamu said:
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

So why can't I get a girlfriend?
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You made your troll too obvious :(
 
EasternTiger said:
I also have problems enticing a member of the opposite sex to fornicate with me.

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord.

I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Bigfooty "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back.

In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the online brony community, where I spend most of my time.
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I'm going to be so honest you'll never believe but your opening statement is a turn off right from the start... 'Fornicate with' that doesn't sum up walks down country lanes and dinner in Italian restaurants or sneaky cuddles in a cinema or anything romantic... Just a hard shag among the bins. Unless that's a joke but food for thought. We want to be listened to and feel appreciated and yes do remember the date and time of important anniversary... Too soon but this is how you should be thinking... If you had a best friend as a girl what would you be doing... Treat us like a friend and watch for the signals, unless you're after 'that' sort of woman?
 
CazC30 said:
I'm going to be so honest you'll never believe but your opening statement is a turn off right from the start... 'Fornicate with' that doesn't sum up walks down country lanes and dinner in Italian restaurants or sneaky cuddles in a cinema or anything romantic... Just a hard shag among the bins. Unless that's a joke but food for thought. We want to be listened to and feel appreciated and yes do remember the date and time of important anniversary... Too soon but this is how you should be thinking... If you had a best friend as a girl what would you be doing... Treat us like a friend and watch for the signals, unless you're after 'that' sort of woman?
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Good advice.

My ideal date would actually include Italian followed by a walk along the beach, holding hands and whispering sweet nothings. That is until the wine kicks in, then 'hard shag among the bins' time.

Not convinced treating a girl like a friend is the best course of action. That will get you friendzoned.
 
EasternTiger said:
Good advice.

My ideal date would actually include Italian followed by a walk along the beach, holding hands and whispering sweet nothings. That is until the wine kicks in, then 'hard shag among the bins' time.

Not convinced treating a girl like a friend is the best course of action. That will get you friendzoned.
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You get friend zoned if there's no click and we're not interested as we make our minds up within seconds... Harsh!

I have been married for three years so not yet cynical, bitter or twisted... ? You don't go walking eating and drinking with a love interest without dropping subtle hints, compliments and touches (hand in the back meaning the man taking charge). If she isn't taking the bait then the bins!
 
EasternTiger said:
My goodness! Is that true?

So basically anything I do after the first impression is like pouring petrol into a car I've already crashed?
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I don't believe it. You can turn things back around if you realise the error of your ways and not give too much of a s**t whether they're actually interested in you or not. I think a woman who writes you off that quickly isn't really worth it, though. You can't get to know someone within minutes, but first impressions are big and blah blah good luck, I guess.
 

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Coolangatta said:
I don't believe it. You can turn things back around if you realise the error of your ways and not give too much of a s**t whether they're actually interested in you or not. I think a woman who writes you off that quickly isn't really worth it, though. You can't get to know someone within minutes, but first impressions are big and blah blah good luck, I guess.
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Sorry, pure animal instinct so many will deny it but it is generally the case. There're times when you're friend zoned and then the inner quality comes through but generally we have you marked in the first couple of seconds... It is how you greet and look at us in the first instance!
 
Never forget, women want men but don't 'need' one. Men need and want a women... !
 
CazC30 said:
Sorry, pure animal instinct so many will deny it but it is generally the case. There're times when you're friend zoned and then the inner quality comes through but generally we have you marked in the first couple of seconds... It is how you greet and look at us in the first instance!
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How come there are many physically unattractive men who have no troubles with women then? I'm not sure it's a man's body language or natural charisma that's the first thing a woman notices about them. I don't think either of those things are obvious from the beginning. It's easy to give a false initial impression of confidence and a person's sex appeal/charisma is not something you can just detect from people within seconds. If a woman ran into young Bob Dylan without knowing who he was, she wouldn't know he has 'it' right off the bat. Although, I guess I'm arguing with outliers, here.
 
Coolangatta said:
How come there are many physically unattractive men who have no troubles with women then? I'm not sure it's a man's body language or natural charisma that's the first thing a woman notices about them. I don't think either of those things are obvious from the beginning. It's easy to give a false initial impression of confidence and a person's sex appeal/charisma is not something you can just detect from people within seconds. If a woman ran into young Bob Dylan without knowing who he was, she wouldn't know he has 'it' right off the bat. Although, I guess I'm arguing with outliers, here.
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In your opinion they're 'physically' unattractive... ? Everyone sees things different we can look you up and down in a second while the average male is still staring at our ****! Every women is different and I'm only stating what others have told me but when have you ever come across a female who is rationale... I am obviously the exception to the rule... I think? Ask me again when I am making jam.
 
CazC30 said:
It is how you greet and look at us in the first instance!
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I am taking your words on board Caz.

From now on all attractive females I encounter will get the

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