Why Collingwood are the greatest and you hate them

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Couldn't have put it better myself. ;)

Definitions of mythical:
based on or told of in traditional stories; lacking factual basis or historical validity; "mythical centaurs"; "the fabulous unicorn"
And in general conversation is often used in the way I did so go back to whining to the AFL for more concessions because you cant cut it on an even playing field you cripples of the AFL
 

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And in the next hundred years we may win 27 grand finals and only lose 14... cycle of life, probability will smooth out the average
 

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And in general conversation is often used in the way I did so go back to whining to the AFL for more concessions because you cant cut it on an even playing field you cripples of the AFL
Perhaps among the illiterate.

Oh wait... you're a Collingwood supporter...

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.Essendon had their chance to cash-in on cheating the salary cap, but could only win one flag from 1999-2001 when they should have won at least two, if not all three. Unless Essendon plan on cheating the salary cap again, then I'm confident that Collingwood will be winning their next premiership before Essendon.
Well at least we were able to make the most of it. Your mob were second only to Sydney in the amount of cap cheating in the mid 90's & got absolutely nothing to show for it.
 

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ps: You have an Essendon nickname
You may be surprised to know that there is a world outside of Victoria.

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Stephen Clifford joined Port Adelaide from Collingwood in 1978 and went on to enjoy an illustrious, and highly productive career with the South Australian Magpies. Best and fairest in his debut season, he landed the award again in 1980 and 1983, and was a member of Port's 1979-80-81 premiership teams. His final games tally of 162 would have been considerably higher had he not broken his ankle on two occasions and fallen out with the club over player payments for a time in 1984. Not quick, but tough, combative, skillful, and a thumping kick, Clifford, who exulted in the nickname 'Bomber', was lauded at Alberton and loathed elsewhere, and was without doubt one of the single biggest reasons behind Port Adelaide's success under John Cahill during the late '70s and early '80s.
 

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How many flags have you seen your s**tty team win? I am only 14 and I have seen Brisbane in 4 grand finals, in which 3 they were successful at.

I hate Collingwood because they contested like a pile of s**t in the 2003 Grand Final and weren't much better in 2002.

Now go f**k your feral girlfriend Shaz, you ****3r.
Acne board :p
 

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No. Port Adelaide are an older club but their colours were initially magenta and navy blue. In 1902 they switched to black and white and began calling themselves the Magpies, but that was well after Collingwood.Essendon had their chance to cash-in on cheating the salary cap, but could only win one flag from 1999-2001 when they should have won at least two, if not all three. Unless Essendon plan on cheating the salary cap again, then I'm confident that Collingwood will be winning their next premiership before Essendon.
want to put some money on that ? Collingwood is ****, they can't even beat West Coast :D
 

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If you want bums on seats... Collingwood

If you want to sell papers... Collingwood

If you want ratings... Collingwood


The biggest and the best!
 

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Collingwood are a phenomenon! they led the premiership table (ie: most flags) for 60 years spanning the greater part of the century, more than the other 15 clubs put together, this total domination over many generations has scarred the football psyche for all time and has made Collingwood unique in it's rabid supporters and detractors

I don't hate you. :D Can you feel the love? I reserve my precious hatred for the Eagles...they win premierships you see. I've never hated Collingwood, they used to have heaps of Norwood players playing for them so I used to cheer for them often. I love Collingwood and every one of their supporters have all of their teeth, never hit their wives and are gifted with the sharpest intellect. Joffa's fashion sense and timing are impeccable.
 

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If was born in 1866 and not in 1966 you might have a point..and it would be in the same place..between your ears.
Well my club isn't 40 years old, yours might be... but mine has a proud history over 110 years and dominated the competition like no other club has or ever will
 

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Well my club isn't 40 years old, yours might be... but mine has a proud history over 110 years and dominated the competition like no other club has or ever will

Speak up sonny, my hearing aint what it used to be. You'd be familiar with that theme I guess...
 

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Yeah right whatever dude :rolleyes:
Pity the fisherman who sinks his line and gets dragged into the drink. I apologise unreservedly for upsetting you. You are quite right..football fans nationwide should be cursing Collingwood's outstanding record of one premiership since 1958. Even Geelong and St Kilda have matched that. ;)
 

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Pity the fisherman who sinks his line and gets dragged into the drink. I apologise unreservedly for upsetting you. You are quite right..football fans nationwide should be cursing Collingwood's outstanding record of one premiership since 1958. Even Geelong and St Kilda have matched that. ;)
Ahem, the very first AFL premiership, undefeated H & A season, most wins of any club, most finals won by any club, 4 premierships in a row, most hall of fame players, highest winning percentage (only club over 60% for 110 years) headed the premiership table for 60 years, longer than the other 15 clubs put together, a dominance unmatched to this day and likely for all time...


and about 8 more flags than the handbags from sleepy hollow :p:p:p


Remind me again what you backwater bumpkins from butt crack county have done?
 
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