Think Tank Why do the Essendon players hate Dyson Heppell?

[Mofra]

Dyson Heppell (one of Essendon's 14 half back flankers) is Essendon captain and played his 200th game last night (note: none of those games are finals wins).
Essendon as a team, for the entire game, laid only 30 tackles. As a team. Teams generally lay at least double that - well, teams who try and don't hate their captain.

Obviously the playing group must hate Dyson Heppell to put in so little effort in such a big game. Can we work out just what Dyson has done to piss off all of his teammates?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

What's the rule with Archie Perkins for interstate games? Now he's a big boy is he allowed to have one night staying in a hotel but only if mum gets to choose his roommate?

 

[zackah]

I literally have nothing I can say in response to this.

* you Essington

 

[Mofra]

What's the rule with Archie Perkins for interstate games? Now he's a big boy is he allowed to have one night staying in a hotel but only if mum gets to choose his roommate?

I think he doesn't travel because he has an underage sister he is actively guarding from Jake 'statutory' Stringer

 

[The Sultan]

He seems too nice, and gives of himself to the community. That sort of selfishness is not wanted at essendone he should think more about himself and make it about him

 

[Thrawn]

Is he the worst 200-game player now?

 

[brett15]

thank * we selected Conca

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Why not?

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Because even after a loss he’s always so bloody cheerful. I bet he also smiles at funerals, watching Schindler’s List and hearing Kelli Underwood’s special commentary!

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

He use to have sick hair though.

 

[Baldur]

Because even after a loss he’s always so bloody cheerful. I bet he also smiles hearing Kelli Underwood’s special commentary!

Only the deaf and the dead could do that.

 

[DanWA]

James Hird's doping program really set him back

 

[leobarryustar]

Dyson Heppell (one of Essendon's 14 half back flankers) is Essendon captain and played his 200th game last night (note: none of those games are finals wins).
Essendon as a team, for the entire game, laid only 30 tackles. As a team. Teams generally lay at least double that - well, teams who try and don't hate their captain.

Obviously the playing group must hate Dyson Heppell to put in so little effort in such a big game. Can we work out just what Dyson has done to piss off all of his teammates?

Isnt it obvious he is their role model? They love him so much they have all started playing like him.

 

[leobarryustar]

Heppell ‘14 vs Heppell ‘22 is pretty funny

 

[the avoca drover]

I’ve heard Dyson is too much of a suck.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

I’ve heard Dyson is too much of a suck.

Too cryptic, dude...

 

[Marcel Proust]

thank duck we selected Conca

Conca is not a drug cheat

 

[Marcel Proust]

Heppell ‘14 vs Heppell ‘22 is pretty funny

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Get the boy back on the juice imho

 

[leobarryustar]

Get the boy back on the juice imho

Time for a top up

 

[leobarryustar]

I’ve heard Dyson is too much of a suck.

That’s a sweeping statement

 

[Lethality]

“Arrogant, juvenile, humiliating, nasty”: Wilson slams Parker for taunting Shiel

“It’s all good theatre but that was my reaction to it.”

www.sen.com.au

 

[GetDimmaBack]

“Arrogant, juvenile, humiliating, nasty”: Wilson slams Parker for taunting Shiel

“It’s all good theatre but that was my reaction to it.”

www.sen.com.au

Caro...
Care factor?

 

[Darksidepoints]

Sidesteppell should hang up the boots during the bye.

Liability.

 

[hawkman]

Sidesteppell should hang up the boots during the bye.

Liability.

Please it is Shortsteppell

 

[Crabapplepittard]

No leadership. Poor skills. Used to have blonde dreads. Named Dyson.