Why don't more people use a bidet

[WeetBixKid]

Or at least baby wipes?

We live in a society that is pretty OCD when it comes to hygiene. But when it comes to the dirtiest area of all, most people still just use a bit of paper. Paper. To wipe shit off themselves. If you're Australian and have been to the stall during the day, you're probably walking around with a dirty ass.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Bidet is so overrated.

 

[WeetBixKid]

It's not one or the other, if you want a clean arseh*le next to showering paper and water is best.

 

[Smoooothy]

dunno, not a big fan of having liquid shot up my ass. in any circumstance..

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Baby wipes are the shit.

 

[Poseidon]

It is pretty gross that so many people think that toilet paper is sufficient in cleaning their arses.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

A crack wax regularly is also required for a better, easier wash and clean.

 

[j0rdy1]

99.99% of people I see during the day to not smell like they have a turd hanging out their backside so I don't see the problem? Yes it isn't the most hygienic manner to clean your bum but people also don't go poking and prodding peoples exposed buttholes so it doesn't really matter if it isn't the most hygienic area as its covered and nobody is going to be going too close unless its a sexual activity in which case you would hope you cleaned a bit down there.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

but people also don't go poking and prodding peoples exposed buttholes

 

[kfc1]

Never used a bidet, is there an instructional video out there?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Well they only really fit one person at a time.

 

[Hand]

A crack wax regularly is also required for a better, easier wash and clean.

So I take it you have no hair around your anus?

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

So I take it you have no hair around your anus?

How would you ever come to that conclusion?

 

[Dirty Bird]

I use mine for the most important thing of all:

 

[Covertackle]

Or at least baby wipes?

We live in a society that is pretty OCD when it comes to hygiene. But when it comes to the dirtiest area of all, most people still just use a bit of paper. Paper. To wipe shit off themselves. If you're Australian and have been to the stall during the day, you're probably walking around with a dirty arse.

cost.

 

[Covertackle]

Or at least baby wipes?

We live in a society that is pretty OCD when it comes to hygiene. But when it comes to the dirtiest area of all, most people still just use a bit of paper. Paper. To wipe shit off themselves. If you're Australian and have been to the stall during the day, you're probably walking around with a dirty arse.

simple....cost.

and half the population dont know what one is...

 

[Illinois Nazi]

simple....cost.

and half the population dont know what one is...

A bit like the "edit" button then....

 

[Hand]

How would you ever come to that conclusion?

'Crack wax'... Presumably used to wax the hair in your bum crack..leaving the consumer (in this case yourself) with a hairless anus- thus enabling a better, easier wash and clean.

 

[Covertackle]

A bit like the "edit" button then....

or the couldnt be ****ed button...

 

[Hlebalicious]

My brother installed mini bidets onto all of the toilets at home. If you have never used one GET ON IT NOW!!! Whenever i have to use a different toilet it just doesnt feel the same anymore.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Never used a bidet, is there an instructional video out there?

 

[stralia]

If you zero in on the right diet for you them shits'll just snap off clean anyway. One wipe needed for confirmation.

 

[MrCharisma]

Kleenex or someone needs to get their act together and invent "moist toilet paper".

 

[mantis]

How anal (pun intended) are kids these days. They would have had a breakdown if they had to use cut up newspaper like they did pre 50's.

They are so germaphobic these days, their immune systems will be screwed.

 

[Ted38]

If you zero in on the right diet for you them shits'll just snap off clean anyway. One wipe needed for confirmation.

So you reckon we should all go on a dog food diet, rarely if ever do you see a dog with a dirty ring. Not meaning to hijack the thread but on the subject of dogs, the male variety that is, I am amazed how they are able to piss on demand and control the amount. Obviously they have better prostate glands than humans.