Waltzing Woof Biscuit
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- Western Bulldogs!!!
Why is it that of all teams (yes - including Freo and Weagles), the Doggies tend to be absolutely steamrolled by opponents who get 'run ons.' The Carlton game was yet another example of stagefright - you know that feeling when opponents can scarcely do a thing wrong, they have 3 or 4 loose men in the centre corridor, we keep on slipping over, over-running the ball and turning it over. That period of the game when there seems to be only one team on the field, and commentators exclaim that it is the greatest quarter of football they've seen a team play. Collingwood and Hawthorn have blown games to the shizenhousen at crucial stages by running similarly rampant for a quarter - to a lesser extent North.
As exciting as the occasional fightbacks are, I don't want the Dogs to be the comeback kings. It is easier to play well when you have nothing to lose. The Carlton game was a prime example. When the heat went out of the match, you could sense that the Doggies found a belief in themselves.
What does everyone else here think about it? Is it that we now have a less experienced, youthful side? Do Terry's tactics inadvertantly cause the occasional blowout?
It was less than satisfying on the weekend to see Bubba roost it 40 metres into our forward 50, and still be the closest Bulldog to the ball when it landed. Four Carlton players sauntered after it, the ball was motionless by the time Christou casually picked it up. He stood still for a couple of seconds whilst he chose one of the seven disposal options he had, prompting radio commentator Steven Quartermain to exclaim that it was the easiest kick that Christou was ever likely to get.
Bullies, I am prepared to take the field against Essendon this weekend. Will any of my Big Footy colleagues join me? We'll field a team of supporters and have our arses kicked to the farthest planet. The Bulldog team will be sparsely dispersed into the crowd to witness the devastation, amidst seething hoards of Bomber yobbos. As Waltzing Woof Biscuit spills an uncontested chest mark, falls over and watches as Matthew Lloyd crumbs the ball and runs into an open goal, Bulldog players will be hearing an endless tirade about how gutless I am, that I'm a *******, how the Bulldogs are shyte, pretenders, tragic, western scum - balding, fat-gutted, big-bearded Essendon supporters will be s******ing (and the men are even worse), laughing, mocking. These people live vicariously through the fortunes of their team. So what if they clean toilets at Albion railway station?
Love hurts don't it.
As exciting as the occasional fightbacks are, I don't want the Dogs to be the comeback kings. It is easier to play well when you have nothing to lose. The Carlton game was a prime example. When the heat went out of the match, you could sense that the Doggies found a belief in themselves.
What does everyone else here think about it? Is it that we now have a less experienced, youthful side? Do Terry's tactics inadvertantly cause the occasional blowout?
It was less than satisfying on the weekend to see Bubba roost it 40 metres into our forward 50, and still be the closest Bulldog to the ball when it landed. Four Carlton players sauntered after it, the ball was motionless by the time Christou casually picked it up. He stood still for a couple of seconds whilst he chose one of the seven disposal options he had, prompting radio commentator Steven Quartermain to exclaim that it was the easiest kick that Christou was ever likely to get.
Bullies, I am prepared to take the field against Essendon this weekend. Will any of my Big Footy colleagues join me? We'll field a team of supporters and have our arses kicked to the farthest planet. The Bulldog team will be sparsely dispersed into the crowd to witness the devastation, amidst seething hoards of Bomber yobbos. As Waltzing Woof Biscuit spills an uncontested chest mark, falls over and watches as Matthew Lloyd crumbs the ball and runs into an open goal, Bulldog players will be hearing an endless tirade about how gutless I am, that I'm a *******, how the Bulldogs are shyte, pretenders, tragic, western scum - balding, fat-gutted, big-bearded Essendon supporters will be s******ing (and the men are even worse), laughing, mocking. These people live vicariously through the fortunes of their team. So what if they clean toilets at Albion railway station?
Love hurts don't it.







But I'll be happy to win the premiership with a "conventional" 5 goal win. Us Bulldog supporters aren't too demanding! 


