Proper Gander
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No. Nope. Definitely haven’t. No. Not even remotely. No.Have you considered IVF??
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No. Nope. Definitely haven’t. No. Not even remotely. No.Have you considered IVF??
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Truly, a great day.
The Bombers are a boil on the competition in so many ways. Barely held together over the last few seasons by a skerrick of individual quality in the form of KohPhi and Tony Lynn 15. But even they couldn't do something as simple as properly sign someone up, or name a teamsheet. See below.
Media - WIGMEDIA: One rule for the Bombers......
The Wonders are a benevolent team. When the Gumbies looked to be in trouble and in need of a hand, the LG looked favourably on haydos request to help BRABs struggling outfit. We delisted him. He then went through the proper channels, listing himself in the sign up thread. The 24hr period...www.bigfooty.com
But, back in the days of the reign ofClod, Bless,Kennedy Parker, there was WEAKNESS in the SFA. The Admin and committee at the time, but mainly the admin, did not fully punish these assclowns as per the rules provided. This is detailed in the above thread.
And when you show weakness (disguised as some sort of half arsed benevolence) you leave the door open. You leave the door open to the events that were DESTINED to happen from that day forward.
Now, I actually feel some sympathy for Tones. I like the bloke. Genuine quality poster and all round good guy, even if the dickhead won't shout me a dumpling.
But again, he's bought it all on himself. I mean, seriously, in what world would ANYONE think that passing on the captaincy to a dolt like WaynesWorld19 is a good idea? Anyone? Anyone want to speak up here? The bloke, fair dinkum, if he was any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week!!
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The offences committed were so brain dead, they deserve the full punishment. Thank goodness for a strong admin in the mighty Ant Bear that won't let this slide.
Imagine playing in the same side as a bloke for seasons, let alone someone as high profile as Tones, and not being able to name them properly.
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So confused, sooooooo confused. Poor Wayno.
Now, here's the thing. It's one of 2 scenarios here.
1/ It's deliberate, in some lame attempt to remain relevant
2/ Wayno really is that stupid.
So, in the event of 1, they deserve full punishment for the troll
or
2, they deserve punishment for leaving an idiot in charge. It's like leaving Ned_Flanders in charge of a goon factory!!
So, let's hit them with all they deserve, all hail the great stewardship of a hard arsed admin, and REJOICE in a GREAT DAY for the SFA.
C'mon mate.. as if we at the Bombers would manufacture something like this just to stir the pot a bit..
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Not that it needs pointing out
it's a pantomime people... old as time
a veritable Punch and Judy show
run by the Bombers to an eager audience (and there's no show without Punch)
we're supposed boo the villains
unless of course we stop watching and/or interacting
but we won't (thank fu** for internet addiction) *nudge nudge wink wink*
"watch out, he's right behind you"
You seem to know me so well. Please go on...
A small penis is not your fault mate![]()
You missed the shunned part of that?
Remember to get the corner's of the window, you missed them last round.
Putting my foot down by the rules is exactly what I didIt's all in the original thread. It was a 1 game suspension and you bottled it and made it a suspended sentence. Then, they stuffed up again, and again.
You put your foot down by the rules as written to start, none of this happens.
It's the worst case of the butterfly effect I've ever seen. (ok, not the worst, but it's the Bombers, ******* hell man)
Please do not make fun of this perilous situation. The fate of the Bombers and to a certain degree the SFA is at hand! This is no trivial matter to be trifled with.
Remember to get the corner's of the window, you missed them last round.
Truly, a great day.
The Bombers are a boil on the competition in so many ways. Barely held together over the last few seasons by a skerrick of individual quality in the form of KohPhi and Tony Lynn 15. But even they couldn't do something as simple as properly sign someone up, or name a teamsheet. See below.
Media - WIGMEDIA: One rule for the Bombers......
The Wonders are a benevolent team. When the Gumbies looked to be in trouble and in need of a hand, the LG looked favourably on haydos request to help BRABs struggling outfit. We delisted him. He then went through the proper channels, listing himself in the sign up thread. The 24hr period...www.bigfooty.com
But, back in the days of the reign ofClod, Bless,Kennedy Parker, there was WEAKNESS in the SFA. The Admin and committee at the time, but mainly the admin, did not fully punish these assclowns as per the rules provided. This is detailed in the above thread.
And when you show weakness (disguised as some sort of half arsed benevolence) you leave the door open. You leave the door open to the events that were DESTINED to happen from that day forward.
Now, I actually feel some sympathy for Tones. I like the bloke. Genuine quality poster and all round good guy, even if the dickhead won't shout me a dumpling.
But again, he's bought it all on himself. I mean, seriously, in what world would ANYONE think that passing on the captaincy to a dolt like WaynesWorld19 is a good idea? Anyone? Anyone want to speak up here? The bloke, fair dinkum, if he was any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week!!
View attachment 814640
The offences committed were so brain dead, they deserve the full punishment. Thank goodness for a strong admin in the mighty Ant Bear that won't let this slide.
Imagine playing in the same side as a bloke for seasons, let alone someone as high profile as Tones, and not being able to name them properly.
View attachment 814641
So confused, sooooooo confused. Poor Wayno.
Now, here's the thing. It's one of 2 scenarios here.
1/ It's deliberate, in some lame attempt to remain relevant
2/ Wayno really is that stupid.
So, in the event of 1, they deserve full punishment for the troll
or
2, they deserve punishment for leaving an idiot in charge. It's like leaving Ned_Flanders in charge of a goon factory!!
So, let's hit them with all they deserve, all hail the great stewardship of a hard arsed admin, and REJOICE in a GREAT DAY for the SFA.
Not that it needs pointing out
it's a pantomime people... old as time
a veritable Punch and Judy show
run by the Bombers to an eager audience (and there's no show without Punch)
we're supposed boo the villains
unless of course we stop watching and/or interacting
but we won't (thank fu** for internet addiction) *nudge nudge wink wink*
"watch out, he's right behind you"
Why do so many bombers post as though they are someone with the inability to breathe through their nose?Remember you were the softest admin … even more spongey than Ant Bear
If you were likened to a Moes scale …. You are between Talc and that soft, squishy, spongey stuff they put on the floors of children's playgrounds.
Why do so many bombers post as though they are someone with the inability to breathe through their nose?
Why do so many bombers post as though they are someone with the inability to breathe through their nose?
what the holy fu**?!?!?!?
Not that it needs pointing out
it's a pantomime people... old as time
a veritable Punch and Judy show
run by the Bombers to an eager audience (and there's no show without Punch)
we're supposed to boo the villains
unless of course we stop watching and/or interacting
but we won't (thank fu** for internet addiction) *nudge nudge wink wink*
"watch out, he's right behind you"
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Finally.. someone understands what I've been saying for a number of seasons.
Cops and Robbers..
Cowboys and Indians..
Rebel Alliance and the Empire..
And whilst the masses of the SFA lap this shit up, we'll continue to keep giving the mouth breathers what they crave.
Now, for those that fantasize what the SFA would be like without the 'bad old Bombers' to hate on, have a look at banter from this beauty..
Official Match Thread - Rd2 : Pump v Wonders @ SFA Park: 3pm AEDST Sunday 25 March 2001
The match will be covered here. ------------------ Hallowed be thy Roywww.bigfooty.com
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Finally.. someone understands what I've been saying for a number of seasons.
Cops and Robbers..
Cowboys and Indians..
Rebel Alliance and the Empire..
And whilst the masses of the SFA lap this shit up, we'll continue to keep giving the mouth breathers what they crave.
You forgot cool guys and nerds.
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Finally.. someone understands what I've been saying for a number of seasons.
Cops and Robbers..
Cowboys and Indians..
Rebel Alliance and the Empire..
And whilst the masses of the SFA lap this shit up, we'll continue to keep giving the mouth breathers what they crave.
Now, for those that fantasize what the SFA would be like without the 'bad old Bombers' to hate on, have a look at banter from this beauty..
Official Match Thread - Rd2 : Pump v Wonders @ SFA Park: 3pm AEDST Sunday 25 March 2001
The match will be covered here. ------------------ Hallowed be thy Roywww.bigfooty.com
Not that it needs pointing out
it's a pantomime people... old as time
a veritable Punch and Judy show
run by the Bombers to an eager audience (and there's no show without Punch)
we're supposed to boo the villains
unless of course we stop watching and/or interacting
but we won't (thank fu** for internet addiction) *nudge nudge wink wink*
"watch out, he's right behind you"
Possibly the most far fetched thing I have ever read!