Universal Love Wingard

[Marat]

Been said numerous times but isn't midfield Chad a glorious thing. He's like a mongoose running around in there, so nimble and sharp, the minute he sniffs an opening for the ball he's dived in and released before his opponent knows what happens. Couldn't imagine a better complement for our inner mid battering rams.

Seeing him celebrate those goals is a thing of beauty too. Chad off the leash, more of that.

Love the mongoose comparison. They are a lovely fearless animal renowned for their snake hunting abilities. They are also extremely good looking creatures - just like our Chad. All power to him - it’s been a great joy to see him freed up in the midfield over the last few weeks

 

[raman]

Rikki Tikki Chaddi

 

[Dave Omsby]

Chaddys coming into some really good form . He can do rare things ,like Robbie Gray

 

[Boxx]

Is it too soon to get a bet on him for the Norm Smith?

 

[finbarr]

I love that he always wears Magpie stuff despite being from Sturt.

I heard him interviewed in the 5AA studio one night a while ago. He started taking calls from listeners and some Sturt bellend asked, "You must've really enjoyed seeing Sturt win the flag this year, being a Sturt boy and all..."

Chad's response - "I don't actually have many mates at Sturt, maybe one or two who are still playing there. Imperials in Murray Bridge is my junior club and that's who I'm affiliated with historically, not Sturt..."

Was an hilarious shut down.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I heard him interviewed in the 5AA studio one night a while ago. He started taking calls from listeners and some Sturt bellend asked, "You must've really enjoyed seeing Sturt win the flag this year, being a Sturt boy and all..."

Chad's response - "I don't actually have many mates at Sturt, maybe one or two who are still playing there. Imperials in Murray Bridge is my junior club and that's who I'm affiliated with historically, not Sturt..."

Was an hilarious shut down.

For bonus stupidity points, Sturt won that flag against Chad's current club. What a *******.

Would this bloke have asked Josh Kennedy and Ben McGlynn in 2014 how thrilled they were to see their old mates at Hawthorn win a flag?

 

[TeeKray]

Been said numerous times but isn't midfield Chad a glorious thing. He's like a mongoose running around in there, so nimble and sharp, the minute he sniffs an opening for the ball he's dived in and released before his opponent knows what happens. Couldn't imagine a better complement for our inner mid battering rams.

Seeing him celebrate those goals is a thing of beauty too. Chad off the leash, more of that.

Makes it look so easy and effortless too.

And then looks so dreamy in the process, especially when the long sleeves are on.

What a man.

 

[Kingfish73]

Best of all chad is looking workmanlike. None of this playing for frees or a frustrated demeanor. He looks focused and knowing his role. Then the natural talent just oozes out, from every part of his game....

 

[*PAF]

This bloke will go down as my favourite Port player ever!

Are you tre Freo mum?

 

[Sneeky]

The Chad

 

[wannabejack]

This club has been blessed with 2 great Chads!

 

[raman]

This club has been blessed with 2 great Chads!

Incel supporters must be furious.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Is it too soon to get a bet on him for the Norm Smith?

Yes it is. Getting ahead of ourselves like that has a habit of biting one in the arse.

 

[finbarr]

For bonus stupidity points, Sturt won that flag against Chad's current club. What a *******.

Would this bloke have asked Josh Kennedy and Ben McGlynn in 2014 how thrilled they were to see their old mates at Hawthorn win a flag?

It was 2016.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

 

[PatientMental]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

So he's like pratically every other player from other clubs who plays video games? This is not uncommon in AFL player circles.

 

[Del80659]

WINGOOSE

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

Explains his posture and hamstring issues.

 

[Del80659]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

i wonder how far into season 5's battle pass he is

 

[Doctor Feel]

Fortnight on the bench at games when

 

[spookism]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

Better that than have a glass or two of wine.

 

[PatientMental]

Fortnight on the bench at games when

Don't we have AFL players who stream fortnite?

 

[Magus]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

I heard he only plays it every #twoweeks

 

[PatientMental]

A quick google search leads you to finding out
Jake Lever
Charlie Cameron
Clayton Oliver
Jack Viney
Mitch Robinson
Sam Gray
Chad Wingard
Jake Neade
Will Hayward
Sam Naismith
Zak Jones
Ryan Bastinac
Jake Barratt
Beast Mode

All play Fortnite.

 

[StrappingTape]

Lol apparently he takes a bag with his PlayStation in it to away games so he can play fortnight in the hotel. Jesus Christ.

flipping now I ultra love him as this is the exact thing I'd do.