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elt

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I figure with all the serious talk about top spot recognition maybe it was time for a more jovial suggestion. Presented with apologies to Lennon and McCartney.

Try to see it my way,
Do you have to go on posting till I can't read on?
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing our finals may soon be gone

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

Think of what you're saying
You get it wrong and still you think it's all right
Think of what I'm saying
We don't want top spot to be the best if that's alright

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.

The season is too short and there's no time
For everyone to play twice my friend
I have always thought you tend to whine
Why aren't you happy with McClelland?

Try to see it my way
I know you think that you are right and I am wrong
While you see it your way
There's a chance the season's over before too long

We can't work it out,
We can't work it out.
 
elt,

I hope you haven't started another 300+ post thread on the Minor Premiership!

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CJH,

Oh God I hope so too. This is just meant to be a laugh. Anyone wanting to discuss the topic seriously can do it in any number of other threads.
 
Top stuff elt!!
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Cheers

Gonzo
 
top stuff elt.

far too much creative work involved though

you could have just done.....

He's a real Nowhere Man24
Living in his nowhere land
saving all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view
knows not where he's going to
isn't he a bit like you and me.

Nowhere man24...please listen,
you don't know what your missin'
Nowhere man24...the world's not at your command.

He's as blind as he can be
just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man24 can you see me at all ??

you get the picture.


Maybe Dan24 is the Walrus ????


ptw

[This message has been edited by ptw (edited 08 December 2000).]
 
By the way why apologise to Lennon and McCartney??? I think these 're_writes' are WAY better anyway
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hehehehe uh oh bet I just offended a few more people
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lol
 
I take no credit whatsoever.

elt on the otherhand is a creative genious.

I changed one word !!!!

Hey Dan.....you weren't sprouting your finals system in bars in Hamburg in 1961 were you ?

ptw
 
My inferior effort...

Hey Dude, don't be so sad ...
Take a long thread, and make it longer ...
Remember to get right under their skin ...
Then you will win ... and think you are better

Hey Dude, don't be afraid ...
You were made to ... bore them shitless (drag it out and you will win)
The minute you finish one of your posts ...
Then you begin ... to write another ...

And any time you feel a pain ... hey Dude ... refrain
You carry the world upon your shoulders...
And just remember that you're a tool who plays the fool
Perhaps you'll wake up when you are older

Bah, da ba dup ... dup ... dadada

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In no way is this to deface the Beatles there Legends and i love them and there music, but heres one from me.
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For No One

Your day breaks your mind aches
You find that Dan has wrote another long post and you just cant believe it.

He wakes up he logs in
He takes his time and doesnt feel he has to hurry his threads are way too long.

And in his eyes you see football
No sign of sense behind his words
Types for no one
An argument that has lasted years

You want him to shut up
And yet you dont believe him when he say top of the ladder should be premiers

And in his eyes you see football
No sign of sense behind his words
Types for no one
An argument that has lasted years.

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I hope you know the song not one of there hits or anything, no hard feeling Dan.

Number 24
number24
number24 heh
 
Only too happy to oblige, Jacs!
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Page of crap writer

Dear Sheeds or Parko, will you read my whine
I conceived it in the Spring of '99
'cos the Dons bombed out although they spent the year
On the top o' the heap, now I'm gonna be a
Page of crap writer
Page of crap writer

To the Herald Sun, I thought I'd try to write
But they lost a million readers overnight
I'm from Werribee just like that Michael Sheahan
I wanna be like him so I'm busy bein'
A page of crap writer
Page of crap writer

Then I sent my concept to the AFL
This is what I said to Graeme Samuel
'The McLelland Trophy's gotta be the aim'
If he takes it up, you can only blame
The page of crap writer
Page of crap writer

I'll write another thesis, I just love to bore
I am more demonstrative than Peter Hoare
And I've got an outlet now Bigfooty's here
Read my diatribe if you want to see a
Page of crap writer
Page of crap writer


[This message has been edited by Mr Ripper (edited 09 December 2000).]
 
Hawkforce

an ode to an ex-crow ruckmun, now with your lot.

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Reconstruction Number 9

sorry Shaun

ptw
 
I'm not even going to try. You lot are sensational!!!

PS: If I could work out how to do the smileys they would be plentifull!!!
 

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