Women Dating Down

[exe ex machina]

Some random thoughts

GG.exe and Silent Alarm is the love story we didn’t know we all wanted

GG.exe start a dating advice thread please

Thread has delivered, would read again

Love story....only if Wonka is the meat in that sandwich.

Dating advice....yeah but then all you guys would end up "banging" all the "chicks" I'm "banging" and that would be awkward. I'd much rather the way it is -- me "banging" all the "chicks" you wish you were "banging".

 

[HairyO]

You bang "chicks". I know its a euphemism, but for what Im unsure.

 

[exe ex machina]

You bang "chicks". I know its a euphemism, but for what Im unsure.

Do you understand the euphemism "banging"....or do I have to explain that too?

 

[the_interloper]

You bang "chicks". I know its a euphemism, but for what Im unsure.

 

[phantom13]

Chicks being the nicknames for his left and right hand.

Chiquita when he goes the Spanish backhand

 

[exe ex machina]

Chicks being the nicknames for his left and right hand.

Chiquita when he goes the Spanish backhand

Yeah, except I need three or four hands to get a similar sensation.

 

[phantom13]

Yeah, except I need three or four hands to get a similar sensation.

“Above average”

 

[exe ex machina]

“Above average”

Bro, I'm referring to girdth.

 

[HairyO]

Bro, I'm referring to girdth.

Like a teapot.

Short and stout.

 

[Mr Cashie]

Like a teapot.

Short and stout.

Flip me over and pour me out

 

[Perth gal]

I've never met a happy person that bangs everyone.

 

[Cuzz09]

Bang then what?

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[rank and file]

Bang then what?

On [device_name] using BigFooty.com mobile app

Ciggie and a snooze

 

[HairyO]

I've never met a happy person that bangs everyone.

I knew one guy who was an expert at picking up Asian women and was living his dream.

If he was unhappy it never showed.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

I've never met a happy person that bangs everyone.

In that situation, who cares about being happy?

 

[HairyO]

In that situation, who cares about being happy?

Unhappy banging beats unhappy not banging.

 

[exe ex machina]

Shes right tho. I bang everyone and I'm miserable.

 

[Perth gal]

I'm sorry.

 

[exe ex machina]

I'm sorry.

You're right, and the guys are wrong. Well, for me I've discussed this at length before. Often I'm disassociated from the act, going thru the motions, no love. Often I'm being used for my schlong and they dont think much of me otherwise. Often I'm screwing hundreds of married women out of a psychological baggage looking for a mother figure to love me because my mother abandoned me at birth and foster mothers were cruel. Often its I love women so very much that I'm constantly torn, tormented by so many truly lovable women out there that I would marry in a heartbeat but it's only sex due to any of the above reasons

 

[Perth gal]

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Shes right tho. I bang everyone and I'm miserable.

Yeah, this makes sense. I'm happy as ****.

 

[craigos]

You're right, and the guys are wrong. Well, for me I've discussed this at length before. Often I'm disassociated from the act, going thru the motions, no love. Often I'm being used for my schlong and they dont think much of me otherwise. Often I'm screwing hundreds of married women out of a psychological baggage looking for a mother figure to love me because my mother abandoned me at birth and foster mothers were cruel. Often its I love women so very much that I'm constantly torn, tormented by so many truly lovable women out there that I would marry in a heartbeat but it's only sex due to any of the above reasons

Never thought you'd have had mummy issues GG.

 

[HairyO]

You're right, and the guys are wrong. Well, for me I've discussed this at length before. Often I'm disassociated from the act, going thru the motions, no love. Often I'm being used for my schlong and they dont think much of me otherwise. Often I'm screwing hundreds of married women out of a psychological baggage looking for a mother figure to love me because my mother abandoned me at birth and foster mothers were cruel. Often its I love women so very much that I'm constantly torn, tormented by so many truly lovable women out there that I would marry in a heartbeat but it's only sex due to any of the above reasons

Yo dude. Send 3 my way, before you ruin them for everyone else.

Cheers !

 

[imadodgyumpire]

I knew one guy who was an expert at picking up Asian women and was living his dream.

If he was unhappy it never showed.

What's his problem with Caucasian women?

 

[utility]

There in is the lesson guys.

If you want to bang a plethora of chicks come from a broken home or really weird upbringing. You can end up like GG... or Ted Bundy. You can score!