AFL Toast won vs lolnorf?

[King Hansen]

And yet you haven't beaten us in a decade. Like, the Geelong streak makes sense. They've been good whilst you've been shit. What's your excuse to losing to us? The last time you beat us half our side were literally blokes we picked from state leagues. Imagine being that shit that you can't beat Essendon for a decade. It must tear you up inside how pathetic your club is that you've lost 12 straight games to your arch rivals, who don't give a shit about you, who also have done sweet FA for 20 years.

I know we suck. I'm well aware thank you ED. Yet after tonight, I reckon north fans would be more optimistic about the future than Essendon. I'll sleep well tonight

A half decent team would have beaten us by 10 goals tonight. Thanks for being shit and almost shitter than us tonight.

 

[justlookingaround]

One of the worst games I’ve ever seen live, then I nearly got mugged outside QV while going to my car.

 

[justlookingaround]

Yes. And also missed the "last time Essendon won a final" reminder too.

Yeah, we get it, your team is one of the few that is more of a joke than us. Come back when you have some clout bro. Enjoy the L.

 

[King Hansen]

Yeah, we get it, your team is one of the few that is more of a joke than us. Come back when you have some clout bro. Enjoy the L.

So much North at Essendon these days, it was like North vs North anyway.

 

[eth-dog]

I know we suck. I'm well aware thank you ED. Yet after tonight, I reckon north fans would be more optimistic about the future than Essendon. I'll sleep well tonight

A half decent team would have beaten us by 10 goals tonight. Thanks for being shit and almost shitter than us tonight.

Mate, we know we're shit. We have a younger list than you. We have a less experienced list than you. We are dogshit and we still haven't lost to you since 2016, and unlike you we have multiple first round picks this year, both of which will be top 10 (maybe 15 with academy or father son picks) to your... None. Your future is shit. Your defence is dogshit. You have one good key forward.

We are younger, less experienced and basically had no bench in the last and you still couldn't beat us.

 

[King Hansen]

Mate, we know we're shit. We have a younger list than you. We have a less experienced list than you. We are dogshit and we still haven't lost to you since 2016, and unlike you we have multiple first round picks this year, both of which will be top 10 (maybe 15 with academy or father son picks) to your... None. Your future is shit. Your defence is dogshit. You have one good key forward.

We are younger, less experienced and basically had no bench in the last and you still couldn't beat us.

We have the youngest list in the AFL.

We have been shit for 5 years. We are so so shit, literally rubbish and you JUST won. Essendon probably finish 9th again. And Melbourne probably finish 10th.

Lol aren't you a draft guru? You'd know we've already loaded up on kids the last 4 or 5 years.

Let's hope Essendon don't do a Tsadas or whatever his name is or a Cox/Hobbs with the "2 top 10 picks" for your sake. Cya.

 

[King Hansen]

Your defence is dogshit

Probably kept Essendon to 65 points because their forward line is dogshit too.

 

[eth-dog]

We have the youngest list in the AFL.

We have been shit for 5 years. We are so so shit, literally rubbish and you JUST won. Essendon probably finish 9th again. And Melbourne probably finish 10th.

Lol aren't you a draft guru? You'd know we've already loaded up on kids the last 4 or 5 years.

Let's hope Essendon don't do a Tsadas or whatever his name is or a Cox/Hobbs with the "2 top 10 picks" for your sake. Cya.

5 years? Mate. What's your excuse for the streak? We've been shit for 20 as you were ready to point out.

Jesus. How are all of them so shit then?

Okay, bye, it's been entertaining to see you dodge why you haven't beaten us in a decade.

Probably kept Essendon to 65 points because their forward line is dogshit too.

I thought you were going?

 

[King Hansen]

5 years? Mate. What's your excuse for the streak? We've been shit for 20 as you were ready to point out.

Jesus. How are all of them so shit then?

Okay, bye, it's been entertaining to see you dodge why you haven't beaten us in a decade.

I thought you were going?

We had a good run beating you guys prior to this streak. Tbh all teams have had a streak against us lately so meh.

Enjoy being mediocre and not even doing a rebuilt probably. Happy to give you more shit north players and coaches, admin staff if need be.

 

[Happyskeret]

So much North at Essendon these days, it was like North vs North anyway.

That sounds terrible when you put it like that. One North is bad enough.

 

[Westlo]

Enjoy being mediocre and not even doing a rebuilt probably. Happy to give you more shit north players and coaches, admin staff if need be.

Tell your dumb ass recruiters to invest in actual defenders and you might not be shit for the next ten years.

 

[JayJ20]

Yes. And also missed the "last time Essendon won a final" reminder too.

North winning record:

2020 - 3 wins
2021 - 4 wins
2022 - 2 wins
2023 - 3 wins
2024 - 3 wins
2025 - 1 win in 8 games

15 wins since COVID, only 3 more than your 12-game losing streak vs Essendon. And your only win this year improved the first rounder we hold from Melbourne.

All of that and the list North built doesn't suit the modern game. I suppose you have a chance this year....
Oh wait, Richmond have your first rounder. You should probably focus on that.

 

[ant555]

Posters tip us to finish bottom 4 and then complain when we play like a bottom 4 side

 

[ghostdog]

How many is that in a row vs north?

12 I think?

 

[Gumby2Hurley]

Positives:
kept them to 9 goals
they have no first round pick
negatives:
they kept us to 9 goals.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Absolutely alarm bells yet again for us.

We have not progressed from last season, if anything going backwards at a rate of knots.

 

[ant555]

Absolutely alarm bells yet again for us.

We have not progressed from last season, if anything going backwards at a rate of knots.

It is only alarm bells if you thought we would be better.
I think we are pretty close to the same which is no real shock for me given my view is we still need to turn over more of the list. People need to accept the last rebuild was a bust and we probably be playing like this for a few more years.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

It is only alarm bells if you thought we would be better.
I think we are pretty close to the same which is no real shock for me given my view is we still need to turn over more of the list. People need to accept the last rebuild was a bust and we probably be playing like this for a few more years.

I know and accept we are shit but winning to WCE and North by less than a goal is something I thought we progressed on.

We are in an awful state

 

[ant555]

I know and accept we are shit but winning to WCE and North by less than a goal is something I thought we progressed on.

We are in an awful state

We are and the CEO / List manager and coach know it which is why the signed Scott for the extra year to align him with the current plan to keep building the list and football program for another couple of seasons minimum.

 

[ant555]

North is a prime example of why slashing the list and playing too many young blokes before they are ready is not the greatest way to build the culture of the side.
Given the way we have messed our last 10 or so years they should be in front of us now given the draft capital they have had in the last 5 years.

 

[Old Campaigner]

Davi Kings eyes get closer and closer together every year.

Eventually they’ll merge and set off those gravity wave detectors

 

[raskolnikov]

Yet after tonight, I reckon north fans would be more optimistic about the future than Essendon. I'll sleep well tonight

On what basis? We were pretty comparable age wise last night yet still beat you playing at our worst for most of the match.

 

[Blind Turn]

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Just don’t go and make a ****ing thread about it.

 

[MiguelM]

That win was not ugly it was Fugly!

 

[MiguelM]

Unsure what's worse on the Norf board

the blame game on a first gamer not knowing how long 30 seconds is

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the inability to comprehend the free kick that resulted in a ball up should actually have been an Essendon free kick


* Norf

That free kick was a disaster.

It was our free, should have been completely reversed.

I almost turned the TV off when they paid it to North.