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He hit his head on the roof from the five metre board, due to extremely poor work in the planning stage of construction.
 
I've got a better one:

A man is at a diving pool.
He decides to jump off the 5-metre board and dies.
If he had chosen to go off the 3-metre board he would've survived.

Why is this?

The answer:

The 5-metre board was covered in anthrax which infected the man and he dies.

The 3-metre board was clean.
 
The answer:

The 5-metre board was covered in anthrax which infected the man and he dies.

The 3-metre board was clean.

Lol.

An old one but the only one I can remember at the moment.
A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days and leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?
 

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Lol.

An old one but the only one I can remember at the moment.
A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days and leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?

Friday is the name of his horse.
 
A man walks into his bathroom with a gun and shoots himself right between the eyes. However he does not die, isn't hurt, nor is there any blood. How is this possible?
 

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A man lies dead in a telephone booth. All around him is shattered glass. The phone is off the hook. Noone else was around at the time. How did he die?
 

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