Games & Recreation Work this out

[Illinois Nazi]

He hit his head on the roof from the five metre board, due to extremely poor work in the planning stage of construction.

 

[Mr Gor]

Because he's a scared bitch and had a heart attack 3.5 metres down from the jump

 

[crazyman27]

I've got a better one:

A man is at a diving pool.
He decides to jump off the 5-metre board and dies.
If he had chosen to go off the 3-metre board he would've survived.

Why is this?

The answer:

The 5-metre board was covered in anthrax which infected the man and he dies.

The 3-metre board was clean.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

The answer:

The 5-metre board was covered in anthrax which infected the man and he dies.

The 3-metre board was clean.

Lol.

An old one but the only one I can remember at the moment.
A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days and leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?

 

[raskolnikov]

Lol.

An old one but the only one I can remember at the moment.
A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days and leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?

Friday is the name of his horse.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Friday is the name of his horse.

Yup...

 

[BarneyBent]

Lol.

An old one but the only one I can remember at the moment.
A cowboy arrives in town on Friday, stays three days and leaves town on Friday. How is this possible?

He's secretly actually Rebecca Black.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

He's secretly actually Rebecca Black.

Then he would have stayed longer than 3 days, deciding on whether to chill in the front seat or the back.

 

[Lemma]

Friday is the name of his horse.

Friday Friday gotta get down on Frid- oh wait

 

[gimp!]

A man walks into his bathroom with a gun and shoots himself right between the eyes. However he does not die, isn't hurt, nor is there any blood. How is this possible?

 

[RoosterLad]

He shoots the mirror.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Could be a water gun

 

[RoosterLad]

Maybe by 'gun' he meant 'penis'.

 

[Triple E]

Shoots with a camera?

 

[ManWithNoName]

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

 

[Mr Gor]

a walking clock

 

[gimp!]

He shoots the mirror.

Well, that's the answer I heard.

Could be a water gun

Yes, it could be!

You both win.

 

[gimp!]

Maybe by 'gun' he meant 'penis'.

Shoots with a camera?

Partial credit!

 

[krusden]

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

an olsen twin with a 5 ounce knife.

 

[Rise_up_Stiffy]

What's brown and sticky?

 

[HarryTiger]

A stick.

 

[NitroFan]

anal sex

 

[Jetta2Goodes]

anal sex

roflcopter

 

[raskolnikov]

A man lies dead in a telephone booth. All around him is shattered glass. The phone is off the hook. Noone else was around at the time. How did he die?

 

[HarryTiger]

Lightning strike.